It all started on a little webpage somewhere, and now it has come to this......
This is the online store to support the poor, unemployed sap that brings you fine people the daily adventures of "My Wandering Jew," Jesus Christ at fotolog.net. (click on him to see it)
The name Jesus means "God Saves." The term Christ is a title for "Anointed of God." For Muslims and some Jews, Jesus was a prophet. Buddhists say He was enlightened. Hindus call Him an avatar, and Christians hail Him as the Son of God. To me, He`s all of that and my best bud. I call him JC.
I am not a deeply religious man (mostly spiritual), but I was raised Catholic and believe the Big Guy upstairs did some pretty amazing things. Besides, anyone that can turn water into wine (preferably a nice oaky Chardonnay), is OK in my book. `What Would Jesus Don?` Well, take along around the shop and see for yourself!
You know, someone mentioned to me that Jesus overturned the stalls in the temple and chased out the money lenders, so why would he agree to be a part of such a capitalist venture? Well, the answer is simple - he's made of plastic, only 5 inches tall, and if I don't make some money to keep a room in my home secure for him, the cats will eat him. Oh, and also because he LOVES ME, and he doesn't want to see me out on the street. Not bad reasons, eh?
So, what better way to keep Jesus close to YOUR heart than to have an official "JC & Me" t-shirt covering it?? Sure you can love thy neighbor and not covet his wife, but you should be doing that anyway, right? Silly sinner.
Anyway, know that none of what has been created here is meant to offend. It`s here to make you smile and boost your spirits. As JC is want to say....."Don`t have a cow, man."
Or was that Bart Simpson?
Peace and love to you all.
~ JC & Me
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By the way, all designs and witty slogans are copyright the aforementioned "unemployed sap."
