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Jordanisms!

Jordanisms!
Funny, inane, & sometimes WTF! kinda humor!

The Fool

The Fool
The completions in beginnings, journeys, your motives are pure without worrying preconceptions, and you have a quest for discovery - the card of the liberated spirit - perhaps you have just been freed

The Magician

The Magician
Think first spark, original idea, inception. This is NOT Source. Here are your first inklings, your inceptions, what you feel just before your rockin' first stroke over a blank page!

High Priestess

High Priestess
Think "intuition" and inner illumination, conception from first spark - this is the card of hidden influences at work, an unrevealed future, creature forces of the subconscious.The unconscious powers,

The Empress

The Empress
The Empress is a creator carrying to full term. While the Magician is the primal spark and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, The Empress reifies, produces, births.

The Emperor

The Emperor
The card of the external world and order - A leads to B leads to C...Thoughtful Logic. By going step by step, in a single step, even in surprise, the pace of the whole system can be re-aligned

The Hierophant

The Hierophant
You may be stubborn, an unbending traditionalist, or wise and soothing. The card of bringing the spiritual to earth, symbolizing a mindbodybeautiful connection to the divine.

The Lovers

The Lovers
Imagine a cross-roads, filled with vibrant energy, confidence and purpose. Mutual respect is wholeheartedly felt and embraced.

The Chariot

The Chariot
WOW! A powerfully envigorated union of opposites pulling different directions harmonized. Success by attacking from the side, rather than straight on, calm in the frenetic milieu.

Justice

Justice
Life back into balance, strong in fairness.

The Hermit

The Hermit
Clarity of vision into the mysteries and confusion and seeming lack of form in the darkness Think enlightenment, illumination. Encourage long walks…in cloisters. Consolidation in darkness.

The Wheel

The Wheel
All luck this day is yours. Look down. Is their a dollar on the sidewalk? Big things. Luck. Change. Fortune. Abundance. Happiness.

Strength

Strength
Think mastering of self-control taming fears or impulses. The core of what you’re made of. I boldly go... a secretly willful heart with infinite fortitude..resistance is futile!

The Hanged Man

The Hanged Man
Spirituality, dreams, psychic abilities, and one is afloat in these: with The World you go infinitely out; The Hanged Man, infinitely in. One thing is certain, insight great or small, spiritual or mu

Death

Death
You are the Pheonix. Life and death are the same…or one thing…birth-and-death.

XIV Temperance

XIV Temperance
You’re merging seemingly impossible opposites: as man and beast joined in the centaur making a uniquely complete being; as bow and arrow, one moving, one stationary, working together to point the way.

The Devil

The Devil
Earthly desires rising in you. Such feelings are nothing to fear, be ashamed of, or avoid. Inhibitions can enslave as easily as excesses. Expectations are also blind spots.

The Tower

The Tower
The pond turns over. Major change. Renewal.

The Star

The Star
You continually find your cosmic groove and go for it! This is the card of eternal hope, the diamond-like seat of the mind-body, the mindbodybeautiful!

The Moon

The Moon
Visions. Illusions. Madness. Genius. Poetry. Bright eyes peering from the darkness…as the moon.

The Sun

The Sun
The Sun is who you really are but forgot when you entered life. Smiling, opposites are reconciled. You have your own inner light.

Judgment

Judgment
Think…weightlessness of memory in mind exacting a heavy toll or providing one with a breadth of self-born experience. Do not dig in your dirt. Respect your own dead. In respectful remembrance forge

The World

The World
You are right back where you started and the journey is complete. Build some foundations under new dreams.

Ace of Pentacles

Ace of Pentacles
The Ace of Pentacles card indicates power in assets or seeds, your own value and that you matter. Nurturing and tending your own garden of purpose, you bring new life into the world. You do not need

2 of Pentacles

2 of Pentacles
The Two of Pentacles card indicates that you have power in your balance, striving for equality and choosing not to indulge in instant gratification at the expense of your own purpose. Based upon your

3 of Pentacles

3 of Pentacles
The 3 of pentacles indicates your Industry, hard work, and talent paying off as you work on some sort of project utilizing all the aspects of youself – Mind, Body, Spirit.

4 of Pentacles

4 of Pentacles
Ultimate balance of strength and placement. The weight of the world is something to brace against rather than to hold up.

5 of Pentacles

5 of Pentacles
Inner turmoil and old, unresolved emotional content are indicated. Remember. Forgive. Let go and feel everything wonderful you've done and made. Recognize your own appreciation.

6 of Pentacles

6 of Pentacles
Giving and receiving in life’s epic spiral. This is no charity. The 6 of Pentacles indicates justice in reciprocality, honest communication. Natural and unsolicited, the power of an every day devot

7 of Pentacles

7 of Pentacles
Indicates that the hard work has been done. A time for quiet watchfulness, gestation, letting things develop. Tangible material success in some form is on its way. Visualize wonderful outcomes and l

8 of Pentacles

8 of Pentacles
Supporting and directing growth in the context of being satisfied with ourselves and what we do. You do not need to perfect yourself to be loved. The meaning of your work occurring in the act. Your

9 of Pentacles

9 of Pentacles
Freedom to enjoy the fruits of one's labor. Now able to appreciate the good things in life on one's own terms. Free to explore his or her deepest desires, go after what he/she really wants... as well

10 of Pentacles

10 of Pentacles
prosperity, close relationships, inheritance. Practical stability and the tangible material physical world are signified by the Pentacle symbol, but the true meaning of this card is found intuitively

Page of Pentacles

Page of Pentacles
identity development, tuning and tailoring of your established identity, growing and finding your own space, making you own place, building foundations under your dreams, amending the soil of your hea

Knight of Pentacles

Knight of Pentacles
The youthful silverback making earthbound goals come into being. Consistently and steadily applying their highest aspects. Related to the Heirophant as a more mundane, every day devotion, one may ca

Queen of Pentacles

Queen of Pentacles
Practical, down-to-earth. Enthusiastic. Always encouraging friends and family to exercise. Water conforms to its cup. You do not understand that buying a Steinway piano will not make a child a virtu

King of Pentacles

King of Pentacles
The Master Builder, building concrete and psychic structures together. Everything built here stands the test of time as it is living of its own accord. There is an uncompromising quality with clean li

Ace of Wands

Ace of Wands
The Ace of Wands indicates new life, place-making, as with setting the sacred staff, the omphallos, locating a building, a space, a place. Courage is indicated in the act of placement, creativity in

2 of Wands

2 of Wands
A warning of potential disaster. Overload. Imbalance. Do not blindly go. Do not perceive many little things as one big thing. Your are daydreaming, hoping in vain, perceiving your preconceptions, fi

3 of Wands

3 of Wands
Your new world is in place. Success is implied. As enthusiastically as you made this place for yourself look to your planning to succeed. Now is a grand time for partnerships in work or career.

4 of Wands

4 of Wands
The joy of coming together for a purpose and the growth and happiness that can result. A surprise or thrill out of the blue may be in store for you. You may meet someone unexpectedly.

5 of Wands

5 of Wands
Do not stop the fight. Add new perspective that the competition is missing. At one and the same time feel the wonders of the contexts outside you, of your actions, and inside you.

6 of Wands

6 of Wands
The 6 of Wands indicates receiving victory and glory. Through teamwork obstacles will be overcome.

7 of Wands

7 of Wands
The 7 of wands indicates going in headlong, taking affirmative and decisive action, and succeeding. Success is indicated even when out-numbered or swamped by adversity.

8 of Wands

8 of Wands
More of an active interest than a wait. Indicates a positive change of mind with health, new ideas, goals, projects in the works, love letters, communications. Journey by air travel, love, or by a l

9 of Wands

9 of Wands
Your preparation is complete. This is a pause, a commencement period, before the first guests arrive. Sit back and breathe deep. Look into your distance and smile. A wonderful feeling of contentedne

10 of Wands

10 of Wands
Courage shown along the road of your path, wonderful balance of all you carry. Towing EVERYTHING with the grace of your own body. Each twilight sky prefigures the coming of the night, presages the pr

Page of Wands

Page of Wands
A powerful rush of excitement offering an adventure or a risk and news or information that will continue your path with adventure. A change in attitude about your environment as a whole. Risk TRANSFO

Knight of Wands

Knight of Wands
Too great emphasis on spiritual matters or an unreflected action, or new and unfamiliar actions and feelings. The house cracked. . .hard to mend damage. . .or an awakening. Spiritual matters overly

Queen of Wands

Queen of Wands
Great power to attract what you want. Abundance of mind and body, a fire of life, expresses her. With a love of nature and home indicated, a practicality with money is also present. A life acumen i

King of Wands

King of Wands
Charismatic leadership within and flowing from yourself or influencing your flow. Now is the time to get done what needs to be done, and it will get done! And, once complete, everyone will be wonder

Ace of Cups

Ace of Cups
New Love, trust in your intuition. Receive the blessing of your psychic messages. That’s a voicemail code to remember! Only think the good ones into action. The rest…let them rest. Initiate your em

2 of Cups

2 of Cups
Harmony, cooperation. Two joined are more than just two ones. Two identities feeling mutual respect, powerful witness, and participation with one another. With attraction present, heart’s desire, f

3 of Cups

3 of Cups
Think seeking fulfillment through working with someone or group, personal growth experienced by developing friendships and partnerships.

4 of Cups

4 of Cups
Think one’s desires manifesting, good fortune, good luck. The fruits of one’s labors are enjoyed. Stagnation is a possibility…so is continual attentive, patient, and present care to your enjoyment!

5 of Cups

5 of Cups
Think experience of rough, turbulent, or confusing times. Possible loss, or loss already occurred. All is not lost, though. Like the seagull seeing something positive in the tumultuous sea, hope for t

6 of Cups

6 of Cups
Think adjustments in thoughts, attitudes, or conditions, the ability to transcend difficulties. Equilibrium. Balance. Sentimental values. A connection or reconnection to something in your past - New

7 of Cups

7 of Cups
Having your head in the clouds. Your dreams are flourishing, but encroaching on you at the expense of your actions. Dreams are wonderful, but not so much when lessened by inaction. Don’t cut them bac

8 of Cups

8 of Cups
Listlessness, lack of purpose, moving away from what no longer works, to something new. Don’t be patient and don’t be anxious, either. Telling your dahlias to hurry may just be laughable to the dahl

9 of Cups

9 of Cups
The manifestation of happiness that starts within the mind and emotions of an individual and how they are carried forth into the world. Take wonderfully respectful and invigorated note of your blossom

10 of Cups

10 of Cups
Joyfully reflecting on one’s family and home. Great happiness, contentment, peace, and love are indicated. Count your blessings, for if there is trouble in your family or home, this joy can be reali

Page of Cups

Page of Cups
Caring for someone, playful and fun thoughts of loved ones. Musical or artistic talent are indicated, playing with your cup. Being loved and feeling that you are being loved even if you are on your ow

Knight of Cups

Knight of Cups
Things have taken on an emotional or intuitive concept. Emotion or intuition will lead the way to your destination.

Queen of Cups

Queen of Cups
Harmony with your emotional and intuitive realm. Relying on inner guidance, one’s perspective is well-suited to respond to external influences from a flowing inner perspective that is thick and rich.

King of Cups

King of Cups
You are a protective figure of abundance. Rather than a guide showing the path, you are supportingly protective, a friend and companion on the track of life. Your abilities to inspire in simple conv

Ace of Swords

Ace of Swords
Think sticking to the point, making yourself clear. Prepared, stand up for yourself. Meditate options objectively before taking the next logical step, feel it first. You get what you want by trustin

2 of Swords

2 of Swords
A balance of opposites, an upcoming decision, considering the views of your opponent. Judge clearly whether a shout or a whisper of an action will be heard more clearly.

3 of Swords

3 of Swords
Think distortion of your feelings, the illusion of a twig into water, heartfelt refraction. Your expectations are big blind spots. Think the vicious dark spot. Take a walk. Then take a bath.

4 of Swords

4 of Swords
Fruition, or the manifestation of an idea, along with a foundation or ‘space’ where things can grow. The 4 of Swords indicates a preparation time. Grow YOUR diamond in YOUR rough times. Here…never

5 of Swords

5 of Swords
Feeling an overwhelming sense of defeat? Everthing is out to get you or there is no way out? Beware of “truth against the world” thinking as it is usually turbo-egomania tantrum-ing through depression

6 of Swords

6 of Swords
indicates a person is dragging with baggage from their past, oftentimes problems that have been dwelled on at length. Realize your transparent beliefs. Work to stop depending on them. They are not

7 of Swords

7 of Swords
Sneaky. Devious. Sly. Stealth. Your troubles are hiding in plain sight. Look differently. Pause and expand outwardly. Feel into your blind spots as they are actively deceiving you! Take a day off

8 of Swords

8 of Swords
Feel a positive change of mind manifesting towards your troubles. Enhance it boldly. Justice, material progress, and health are indicated with this new way. You’re releasing yourself from the pri

9 of Swords

9 of Swords
Situations or events are nearing completion, or have just been completed and another plateau waits. This is the false summit of mental anguish. Continue. Though misery, suffering, desolation, and il

10 of Swords

10 of Swords
Ruin and anguish are indicated. Both physical pain and otherwise. Similar to The Tower when received reversed, though, the worst has already passed. Big breath! Anything visible is something better.

Page of Swords

Page of Swords
A developing of understanding. Curiosity.Analysis. Thorough creativity in your vision. Now is the time you can penetrate through to the truth or essence of a thing or situation, or thoughtfully will i

Knight of Swords

Knight of Swords
You are a generator of ideas. Well placed, you are putting ideas into action. Regardless of the opposition large or small, conviction in your beliefs and ideas is indicated. Be prepared to defend wh

Queen of Swords

Queen of Swords
Shrewdness, holding back opinion until saying exactly what feels to be said. This position of constitution makes opinion perfectly clear. Intelligence. Professionalism. You will see right through a

King of Swords

King of Swords
Discrimination, clarity of perception. Logical and fair you do not allow emotions to interfere with your ability to bring beliefs and sometimes very innovative ideals to fruition. At this time you ha

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