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Mushroom Ink, Inc.

Mushroom Ink, Inc.
Mushroom Ink, Inc.
A Company dedicated to making the highest quality mushroom ink in the world for producing the highest quality mushroom stamps and tattoos in the world!

X-MAS

X-MAS
Santa's Cummin!!!!!! Yeah, its dirty, its funny, buy one!

18436572

18436572
Typical Small Block Chevy Firing Order... All car guys know this. Wear this shirt and you'll know whos with you in this world.

18726543

18726543
LS Series Small Block Chevy Firing Order... Car guys know this. Wear this shirt and you'll know whos with you in this world.

13726548

13726548
Small Block Ford Firing Order... Car guys know this. Wear this shirt and you'll know whos with you in this world.

Car Guy Shirts

Car Guy Shirts
For those of us with this addiction... whoops, I mean hobby.

Precision Cut

Precision Cut
Precision Cut... Tell all the ladies, you're a "clean cut" kind of guy.

The Egyptian Way

The Egyptian Way
Circumcision IS funny, when you think about it being on a shirt... otherwise its just plain scary and painful and THANK GOD we dont remember it! As for the Egyptians - They cut em too....

Tiger

Tiger
What would Tiger do? HIT IT!

Euro <> Gyro

Euro <> Gyro
Euro <> Gyro

Obama

Obama
Socialist? Maybe... or maybe the greatest president ever, time will tell.

Kick your Tats Ass

Kick your Tats Ass
My Tats could kick your Tats asses! Because they are badass, thats why.

My Tattoos

My Tattoos
No Ink, No problem... just explain. Your tats just don't show up like other peoples.

30% More, FREE

30% More, FREE
Everybody loves getting more for free... advertise your goods!

Capitalism

Capitalism
Capitalism NOT Capitalism

I bought this on Ebay

I bought this on Ebay
you didnt... but thats ok. nobody will know!

Movie Quotes

Movie Quotes
Because everybody likes em...

Anesthesiologists

Anesthesiologists
I know, it's sick and wrong, and NO, I'm NOT an anethesiologist, but its kinda funny too.

CommonLaw

For UNDERwear

For UNDERwear
Funny stuff on underwear? WHY NOT!

Prime

Prime
Another warning from the little boys to the women in their 20's. Women hit their sexual prime at 30 right? If you're 13 and shes 25... might as well make your move now...

Virgin

Virgin
On a maternity shirts its really funny, but its a little funny on others too.

Vagina

Vagina
Made just for you.... f'n guy.

Muffin Toppers

Muffin Toppers
Ahhh, the ol muffin toppers trick... maybe you're not a zero babe. maybe not...

Married

Married
Married? Come on... say what you really mean.

Political Like...

Political Like...
Its Election Season... this is the perfect shirt for you.

Excellefuckingtastic

Excellefuckingtastic
You know when you're drinking and you make up words... --- not me, someone else made this one up.

Cougar

Cougar
You know... for kids! If your son is 5, then those 25 year old little hotties are gonne be cougars when he's 18. You better help him warn em.

Lesbians for BUSH

Lesbians for BUSH
RETRO POLITICAL HUMOR... Lesbians for Bush! - Credit goes to my brother for this one..... ProBush

Gynochiatrist

Gynochiatrist
Sure, I'll talk to it and see if it doesn't feel better. Please lay down on the couch.

Dont worry...

Two of them

Two of them
In case you are counting... THERE ARE TWO (Tits that is)

Enhanced

Lovies

Tuge Hits

Tuge Hits
So, you've got BIGUNS, TIG O BITTIES... great, but do you have TUGE HITS?

Best way to Answer...

Best way to Answer...
Are those real... well, here is your answer guys!

Prenup!

Prenup!
some girls just scream... prenup! You know who you are, make a joke of it.

Global Warming?

Global Warming?
Science? Global Warming? Al Gore? Question everything.

YIBDA!

YIBDA!
Yep, I've Been Drinkin Again!

Sober-ish

Sober-ish
We've all been there!!! That state between drunk and sober... on the way to sober (or was it on the way to drunk again?)... shit.

Licking starts NOW

Licking starts NOW
Thats what she said....

The Famous Windmill

The Famous Windmill
Windmill...Whats the Windmill? Its a stunt... which only real men can perform. Its like the helicopter only vertical and much cooler. Its one of those nicknames "a friend" aquired in Mexico.

Orgies Happen...

Orgies Happen...
With lots of planning and alcohol...

Options

Options
Some girls are just more outgoing than others...
2 in the pink... 1 in the stink OR 2 in the stink... 1 in the pink.

QUESTION? SHIRTS

QUESTION? SHIRTS
CONDOM? HUMMER? STRIPPER? You name it.... there IS a question shirt for it... and if there isnt one... tell me what you want and I'll add it. Simple, Fun, and creative....

Disregarded

Disregarded
Are you a single member LLC? Then you sure are...

Priapus

Priapus
Read up on your Ancient Greek Mythology... then you'll understand. Or buy this shirt and your fellow nerdy greek historian girlfriends will giggle when you wear it.

Seriously... who thought this shit up!

Seriously... who thought this shit up!
Cicumcision. Seriously, who thought this shit up?

NOT THE FATHER

NOT THE FATHER
Maury says: You are NOT the father!

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
No, thats whats ON the shirt...

Michigan

Michigan
Two states

Priapism

Priapism
An erection lasting more than 4 hours... any questions?

Thank God!

Happy Hour

Happy Hour
Because happy hour hasnt always started at 5...

Motivational Speaker

Motivational Speaker
You can't succeed at everything in life I guess...

Half Hard?

Half Hard?
Thats a half hard on by the way. LOL

In my 20s and it shows

In my 20s and it shows
We do strange things in our 20's... these shirts illustrate some of those things...

Canned Air

Canned Air
Canned Air Blows

MR T

MR T
No more words needed...

Wood

Wood
Wood

Big Pianist

Big Pianist
A 12 Incher.... Come on, EVERYBODY has heard that Joke

Front and Back Shirts

Front and Back Shirts
The front has 1 word, the back has another.... its funny like that.

Grunting Voice

Grunting Voice
Pooping is funny...

Mr Vichola

Mr Vichola
Yeah, it means PENIS in spanish.... duh.

Pie

Pie
Doesn't everybody? Apple is my favorite.

Two Thumbs Up!

Two Thumbs Up!
Two thumbs up everybody!

Fun and Games

Fun and Games
That would SUCK!

I Love This Band

I Love This Band
THE UNIVERSAL CONCERT T-SHIRT!

Wait in Line

Wait in Line
Please wait in line.....

Grown Man Naked?

Grown Man Naked?
Well? Have you?

Toast

Toast
Because sliced bread is just so-ten-years-ago!

Grocery Store

Grocery Store
Those people are the COOLEST! You know who you are... You did it, admit it.

Jesus

Jesus
How many times do you wonder why the fuck someone is asking you some random question.... isn't this what you think in your head? Right? ?

Punchlines

Punchlines
Love Jokes? Everybody knows the best part is always the punchline. So forget the jokes, here are some great "punchline" shirts!

Bollocks

Bollocks
A new english word I love... great in nearly any phrase. It means, messed up, sort of... google it.

Not in College

Not in College
No dad, I'm NOT in college AGAIN.... YET! I'm not, and I'm sure I'm not the only one out there.... so here you go, buy a shirt and help me return soon to finish those last 19 hours!

Bank Humor

Google This

Google This
Yeah, GOOGLE THIS! Thats what I thought. :)
Mug
Mug
$12.99
Large Mug
Large Mug
$13.99
Careful its slick out Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
Careful its slick out Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$16.99
SHIRTS YOU'LL LOVE Yard Sign
SHIRTS YOU'LL LOVE Yard Sign
$17.99


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