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Special Stupidity Tote Bag
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Special Stupidity Tote Bag

Black's Special Theory of Stupidity, "If idiots were energy we would never run out" is a paraphrase of Lewis Black's, "If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out."

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Our 100% cotton canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything you need when you are on the go. They include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying.
  • 10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric
  • Full side and bottom gusset
  • 22" reinforced self-fabric handles
  • Machine washable
  • Measures 15" x 18" x 6"
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