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Optimum Damage Boxer Shorts

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Optimum Damage Boxer Shorts

See, Murphy's Law is optimistic! Not only will anything that can go wrong actually go wrong, the most damaging thing that can go wrong will go wrong, first.

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Product Number: 030-216661923
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Standard Fit
Not too tight, not too loose.
Fabric Thickness:
  • Men's Boxer Shorts
  • Great for underwear or sleepwear
  • Elastic waistband
  • Closed fly
  • 100% lightweight cotton for breathable comfort
  • Standard Fit
  • Machine Washable


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