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Optimum Damage Stein

See, Murphy's Law is optimistic! Not only will anything that can go wrong actually go wrong, the most damaging thing that can go wrong will go wrong, first.

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Heft a cold one in this 22 oz. ceramic stein with gold trim. A great “usable” alternative to the trophy. Make any day Oktoberfest whether with this impressive stein on the shelf or in-hand. Cheers!
  • Measures 6.75" tall, 3.75" diameter base, 3" diameter rim
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Not recommended for microwave

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