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Stapp's Paradox BBQ Apron

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Stapp's Paradox BBQ Apron

Stapp popularised Murphy's Law. He had some laws of his own, like this one, Stapp's Ironical Paradox: The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

Product Number: 030-153609808
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Spice up conversations in the kitchen or around the BBQ with this durable custom apron. Ideal for cooking, baking, grilling or bartending, it's perfect for foodies of all sizes.
  • 31" long & 29" wide
  • 100% heavy high-quality cotton twill
  • Drawstring waist and two patch center divided pockets
  • Available in white, khaki, or lemon
  • Machine washable


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