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Mr Freakshow
City basement (Gimp closet)

"I have a dream... to one day see the deformed out-casts of this world, walk the streets freely... without fear or persecution... arrr... at least in T-Shirt form." Mr Freakshow 2006.

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Roll-up.. Roll-up and welcome to the gallery of Freaks!!!!

Meet Mr Freakshow and his weird family of slippery, deformed, mutant, hill-billy, red-neck, inbreed half brother genetic rejects. Wear them proud on T-Shirts, mugs and much..much... more today!

Hiding them from the public view is such a shame, don't you think?

Crossy

Crossy
"Loves to stare"

Frodo

Frodo
"Has never slept"

Plug

Plug
"Likes chewing power cords"

Sniffer

Sniffer
"Likes to sniff mouths"

Brain

Brain
"A genius freak?"

Pin

Pin
"Dribbles when excited"

Thyroid

Thyroid
"Communicates with his adams-apple"

Gammy

Gammy
"Has a permanently weeping eye"

Meat

Meat
"Likes to show off his meat"

Slack-Jaw

Slack-Jaw
"Favorite movie is The Predator"

Gimp

Gimp
"Usually never unmasked"

Chang

Chang
"Used to have two heads"

Bean

Bean
"Unhappy with life"

Sack

Sack
"Not good company"

Gape

Gape
"Doesn't get out much"

Billy

Billy
"Seen the movie Deliverance 2,156 times"

Box

Box
"Head shaped like a Tupperware container"

M and M

M and M
"Hates rap music"


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