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Mozartini : Madoline Hatter's Lexicon of Music

This sections contains comical dictionary definitions of musical terms by madoline Hatter.

Pianist

Pianist
Pianist n. A person deficient in fingernails. [It. pianoforte – Mus.instrument performed without fingernails]

Singer

Singer
Singer n. One of a family of musical instruments with hollow heads for resonating sound.

Soprano

Soprano
Soprano n. A vocalist superior in pitch and self-esteem, usually but not always female. [L. supra – super]

Violin

Violin
Violin n. A musical instrument that produces sound by friction of horse hairs against sheep intestines, the practice of which is sometimes unpleasant to humans and sheep.

Organ

Organ
Organ n. 1. A musical instrument having pipes and played by the hands and feet. 2. A similar electrified instrument. 3. A squelchy body part.


 

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