Mostly Harmless

These mostly harmless shirts are for the enjoyment of most carbon based hitchhikers, preferably those hitchhikers that think digitial watches are still a pretty nifty idea. We had hoped to offer 42 different varieties, but had to settle for what was available.

Now, instead of hitchhiking - which is fairly harmful these days - put on one of our shirts instead! No intelligent shades of any color were harmed in their production. (Except chartreuse - we really can't stand that color so we made sure it experienced pain. In a humane manner, of course)