Retro off-beat humor : The MONSTER CHOP Shop

The MONSTER CHOP Shop : Retro off-beat humor

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If we are what we eat,
I'm fast, cheap & easy!

HI MOM!
Be prepared for that
camera shot!

~All Natural~
With plastic surgery every-
where, stand out in this tee!

I'm just a squirrel
in your world...
tryin' to get a nut!

HI DAD!
Ya never know
when reality TV will hit!

Like your car,
I need to be serviced!

Oh boy!
This is good beer!

I'm EASY!
Sometimes, blunt is best!

Not IT!
1...2...3... Not IT!

No Thanks!
Answer BEFORE they ask!

I'm not bald...
I'm just getting more head!

Pistol Whipped
Exploit your right
to bear arms!

Fresh & Fantastic
Vintage 50's style design

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