Fitted COCKSLove cocks? Hate them? Either way, this t-shirt lets you express the strength of your opinions.
$16.99
I am worthless shirt (white)Compare your lack of worth to Orkut and IBM in style, with this controversial t-shirt
$15.99
FPAV t-shirt (women's)Everyone loves flaming plastic anal violation. The real question is who's on the receiving end.
$15.99
FIREIt's ok that you don't like people. Express the strength of your dislike with this t-shirt.
$15.99


He's the father of the free software movement. That doesn't mean you have to like him.
$15.99
Kosher t-shirtYou're a nazi. You're a loon. You want to express how allowing women into Debian will result in the apocalypse. This is the t-shirt for you.
$17.99
Jörg Schilling non-fanboyCdrecord is great. Its author isn't. Show how much you dislike Solaris fanboys with this cheap tat.
$9.99
Matrix t-shirtHandwaving for personal gratification. And green. GET WITH IT, PEOPLE.
$15.99


Demonstrate your unwillingness to settle for additional restrictions on GPLed code
$17.99
Women's V-Neck T-Shirt$16.99


Show your displeasure at the steady tightening of the DFSG with this quality baseball jersey. Black and white to show the lack of moral ambiguity.
$17.99


The jargon file was once a collection of slang terms used by various subcultures of computer hackers. Now it's Aunt Tillie. Show your displeasure with this long-sleeved t-shirt.
$19.99
Hostile fork hatEvil people steal Debian's hard work and try to make money off it. Fight them with this lovely hat.
$11.99
Debian tote bagShow how much responsibility you have in the world's leading free software distribution
$13.99
DFSG bagThe Debian Free Software Guidelines are your protection against those who wish to remove your freedoms. Show your devotion to them.
$19.99
Davey bearA cuddly dcamp
$13.99
FLAMESShow your love for kitchen-based disasters with this apron
$15.99
NTL MousepadNTL are the worst telecommunications company on the planet. And they hate you. Yes, YOU.
$11.99
Mug o' COCKSEnjoy a large mug of COCKS in your morning
$12.99
rml fanboy mugrml brings desktop love to Gnome. Return the love with this fanboy mug.
$11.99
Jonathan Walther badgeExpress your love of Jonathan Walther with this badge
$3.49
Anti-IBM badges (10 pack)Put a non-IBM wireless card in a Thinkpad and get the 1802 error. Show your displeasure with these badges.
$14.99
RMS non-fanboy Boxer ShortsThe appropriate response to the GFDL
$13.99