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Welcome to The Mr. V Site, THE ONLY place to purchase Genuine Mr. Vengence Gear.

Note: Note: These are NOT for the Faint of Heart, or for Those who are easily offended!

The Dew Wat Now??? Section

The Dew Wat Now??? Section
The Dew Wat Now???

The Atomic Pirate Shop

The Atomic Pirate Shop
The Atomic Pirate Shop

Do Not Resuscitate!

Do Not Resuscitate!
Do Not Resuscitate!

Mr. Vengence-Fashion for the Politically Incorrect

Mr. Vengence-Fashion for the Politically Incorrect
Mr. Vengence - Fashion for the Politically Incorrect

LBJ Sez,

LBJ Sez,
LBJ Sez,

Earth is the Insane Asylum for the Universe!

Earth is the Insane Asylum for the Universe!
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe!

OUT OF MY MIND, BACK IN 5 MIN...

OUT OF MY MIND, BACK IN 5 MIN...
OUT OF MY MIND, BACK IN 5 MIN...

Procrastinate Now!

Procrastinate Now!
Procrastinate Now!

They call it PMS Shop

They call it PMS Shop
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

The Witchy Spell Shop

The Witchy Spell Shop
The Witchy Spell Shop

Solicitors Taste Like Chicken!

Solicitors Taste Like Chicken!
Solicitor's Taste Like Chicken !

Annex Mexico

Annex Mexico
Annex Mexico

Jews For Jesus

Jews For Jesus
Jews For Jesus

The Mr. V 100 Shop

The Mr. V 100 Shop
Adults suck, then you are ONE!

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The Mr. V 101 Shop
I've drunk more beer than you've puked !

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Impeach EVERYBODY!

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The Mr. V 103 Shop
Don't piss me off!!! I am running out of room to bury the bodies!

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I was done listening way before you finished talking!

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STOP TALKING!!! i am out of aspirin.

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Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted, and ignored.

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The Mr. V 107 Shop
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilage!

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My inner child thinks that you are a big poopy face.

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SHUT UP VOICES! or I'll poke you with a q-tip again!

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Yet despite the look on my face, you continue to talk to me.

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Blah, Blah Blah.

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100% Natural.

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Snitches get Stiches, or BURIED IN DITCHES!

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I have Anal Glaucoma, I just couldn't see my ass getting to work today.

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Hi. You'll do.

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Hello, My Name is Inigno Montoya. You Killed My Father, Prepare to Die.

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Still plays with himself.

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Still plays with herself.

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Mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park

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Please, double your meds immediately!

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Mr. Rogers Thinks I'M Special!

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At Least Mr. Rogers Thinks YOUR Special.

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I'm with Stupid.

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Loser. Thinking of you.

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Bored in the USA

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This Shirt Sucks!

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Everything Sucks!

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Sucking Sucks!

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I (heart) (heart) attacks

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Body by Cookies

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Beer Body Building.

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I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter.

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America's Least Wanted

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Wish you were BEER

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Top of the DUDE CHAIN

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I am not fat, I am enormouse!

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Peace, the old fashioned way.

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Certified Sex Instructor.

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The Proctologist called, they found your head!

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EVERYONE has a photographic memory, Some just don't have any film!

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Save your breath! You'll need it later to blow up your date!

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The Mr. V 144 Shop
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off.

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Wanted: meaningful overnight relationship.

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Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to BE one!

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Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people, "Everybody but Me."

The Mr. V 148 Shop

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Heart Attacks, God's Revenge for eating his little animal friends.

The Mr. V 149 Shop

The Mr. V 149 Shop
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

The Mr. V 150 Shop

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Try NOT to let your mind wander, it is too small and fragile to be out by itself!

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The Mr. V 151 Shop
Hang up and DRIVE!

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Welcome to America, now speak english.

The Mr. V 153 Shop

The Mr. V 153 Shop
Recovering Anorexic, please pass the donuts!

The Mr. V 154 Shop

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I beat anorexia!

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YES, you do look fat.

The Mr. V 156 Shop

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PAIN is nothing compared to the feeling of losing!

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Admit it, you'd go to jail for this.

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YOU can't afford me.

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Don't Bother Me, I'm Not Drunk Yet.

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100% Fat Free

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No Preservatives

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100% UNNatural

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10% more Flavor

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Remove Before Flight.

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I may grow older, but I'll never grow up!

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In you dreams!

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Beer, no CHEAPER than gas

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Whatever...

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Careful, or you'll end up in my Novel.

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Careful, or you'll end up in my Comic Book.

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The Mr. V 172 Shop
Never go to bed mad, stay up and plot your revenge!

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Not Perfect, but so close it scares me.

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Drink, Don't Drive!

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I suffer from CRS, Can't Remember ... wait, what was I talking about?

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, Ben Franklin

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No one listens to me until I FART

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Where are we going, and why am I in this basket?

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Free The Elves!

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First the Good News, I made Bail!

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College is going Great! (except for that education part)

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Looks like your airbag didn't deploy in time.

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Don't make me STRIPTEASE!

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Give me Ambiguity or Give me Something else.

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If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard!

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Your dreams have been answered, I'm Here!

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I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol

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Life was better when we didn't know what the government was up to.

The Mr. V 189 Shop

The Mr. V 189 Shop
Raised by ALIENS behind the barn

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HERE I AM, now what were your other two wishes?

The Mr. V 191 Shop

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I'll give you an honest answer, that was a STUPID question

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I'm like a Super Hero (only without the powers)

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The Mr. V 193
One act away from joining the circus

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HONEST! It was the DOG! Trust me, sniff his ass!

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Some days it just doesn't pay to chew thru the restraints

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It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the psyco for the rest of your life

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I'm a recovering something or other

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I put salt on my salt

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with luck and planning, I will retire at 19

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The Mr. V 200 Shop
you can't please most of the people all of the time, most of those people are my teachers

The Mr. V 201 Shop

The Mr. V 201 Shop
It's Uncredible how well I am at Grammer!

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The Mr. V 202 Shop
You probably don't recognize me without my CAPE

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Who are you and why are you reading my t-shirt?

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Just another FREAKIN' DAY in paradise

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Catholic School Survivor

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Save the Earth, it's the only planet with BEER!

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Will FART for food

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Official BEER Drinking Shirt

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Can't Sleep, the CLOWNS will EAT ME!

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333, I'm only half EVIL

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Drink Til You Want Me

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May I buy you a drink until you want me?

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SIZE MATTERS

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Tell your boobs to STOP LOOKING at my eyes!

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FREE GAS! Inquire in Rear

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When I SNAP You'll be the First to GO!

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A Little Bird told me you're a dumb ass

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The beatings will continue until the morale improves

The Mr. V 219 Shop

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Underneath this T-Shirt, I'm Naked

The Mr. V 220 Shop

The Mr. V 220 Shop
You almost have a full deck, however, you're a jack off




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