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» This girl is on FIRE !
» Ok I'm done hinting I hope my imaginary f ...
» Everything you say just makes me so mad. Just ...
» I'm so nervous
» The Music in my dreams seems much more etherea ...
» My rats love apple they went mental for it.
» Day 1 and I'm desperately missing my bed
» How does anyone not like Spanish music? When I ...
» I got an autograph
» My Intentions Are Clear
» You and i never got to the, we dont care what ...
» 2 nights ago she wants to see other people, to ...
» I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
» OMG! Ew.
» Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
» u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to ke ...
» I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin ...
» Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just lan ...
» Wow word travels fast.
» I'll write directions out on a napkin and ...
» Do you think I had sex with my co-worker last ...
» I just got asked by a man in the alley if i wo ...
» I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
» I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a ...
» Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. T ...
» i hate having sex with him only a few drinks i ...
» Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have ...
» I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
» let's be honest with each other here, tha ...
» Do you need to be saved?
» Don't be scared. It'll feel very goo ...
» whoever gets the blood i just donated is getti ...
»  I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
» $4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a ch ...
» I didn't shave. On purpose
» Porn is love you can see.
» Sponge bath it is.
» Terrible brother advice.
» Beat you to it.
» Thats what she said
» somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alch ...
» No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
» Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he di ...
» Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
» is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
» Well apparently he's into motor boating.
» No its what 21 year olds are made for
» god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at ...
» dude you need to get laid
» Recession joke.
» ah, i can't wait till there's negati ...
» 3 deer just ran past us on the street. At leas ...
» If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in ...
» Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt kno ...
» I wish I could tape me & him having sex. N ...
» is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad t ...
» She's valid.
» the cashier wished me a happy fathers day whil ...
» normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners ...
» life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silen ...
» He looks like a mix between a retired piano te ...
» I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep ...
» and you said cock pushups were impossible
» i think you have the wrong number... but your ...
» i just caught my roommate coming out of the ba ...
» I am drinking with my family and the average d ...
» I walked into my house this morning to find an ...
» Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
» Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
» Tonight must have been good, I have already ha ...
» BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
» she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year o ...
» I believe that I finger-banged my way to the t ...
» that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
» i told her that she could bring as many friend ...
» you never know when you'll meet the man o ...
» handjob tips. give me some.
» seek help.
» 2 AM
» 3. i just fucking love them
» 50 years ago
» about to get ready for this game
» About to go to the hospital.
» About what
» According to you,
» Adventure is part of life
» afraid to fall
» After this game
» a joke...
» All I ever wanted
» All i know is i'm lost without you.
» All I need is a reason.
» all i want is to talk to you
» ALL KINDS
» All my life...
» all that for nothing.
» All you have to do
» all you wanted was that feeling
» a lot
» a lot
» always have been
» Always my fault..
» Always my fault..
» AM SO CONFUSED
» Am so tired of being tired
» am too high
» Am up all night
» AND A LAP DANCE
» And all I want is what I can't buy
» And at lunch
» And drinking
» and finally
» And for me,
» and got
» and if you think i do
» And I know I can be the one
» And I'm just not like them
» And in person
» and I said no
» And I still don't know why
» And I think I just broke my hand
» And just like that I'm in class
» And no one to fight with me
» And now I'm really mad.
» And that's the only thing that matters to me.
» And this is why
» and thought about it,
» And waking up alone
» And watch a movie
» Answer the question
» Anything worth having is worth waiting for.
» Are you actually for real
» As in
» as it was.
» Asking for a friend
» At least I can sit at the back of the bus
» At least we have an explanation.
» at some point I should stop
» awkward that i can see this
» Baby you need to let me take them off
» back at it
» Back to hell.
» Bad Day.
» bc I can.
» Beat it
» because she
» Because we can
» because you don't
» been through a lot of shit
» Beer is good.
» Be famous.
» BE HAPPY
» Be happy with yourself first.
» being honest with someone is so much better
» being lazy
» Best birthday present of the day
» Best FriEND
» Best way to start my day
» Be the best you can be
» Be with someone who makes you happy.
» big deal
» Bored in the car
» Bored of this
» Born on a full moon
» Born to die
» Bout to give up
» Bout to take a nap
» Boy I love it when you get up in it
» Broke my heart.
» but at the same time
» but how
» BUT I
» but I can't.
» But i can't.
» But if it is I don't know what to do
» but I love him at the same time.
» But I love this song
» but i love unicorns
» BUT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
» But in order to survive
» But I really want to talk to her
» But I think I want it on my wrist.
» But not good enough.
» But that's all I wanted
» But then again I do
» But There's No Milk
» but what do i wear
» call me .
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This girl is on FIRE !

Ok I'm done hinting I hope my imaginary f ...

Everything you say just makes me so mad. Just  ...

I'm so nervous

I'm so nervous
Section Teaser

The Music in my dreams seems much more etherea ...

My rats love apple they went mental for it.

Day 1 and I'm desperately missing my bed

How does anyone not like Spanish music? When I ...

I got an autograph

I got an autograph
Section Teaser

My Intentions Are Clear

You and i never got to the, we dont care what  ...

2 nights ago she wants to see other people, to ...

I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

OMG! Ew.

OMG! Ew.
Section Teaser

Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.

u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to ke ...

I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin  ...

Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just lan ...

Wow word travels fast.

I'll write directions out on a napkin and ...

Do you think I had sex with my co-worker last  ...

I just got asked by a man in the alley if i wo ...

I'm home now. bring me food and boobies

I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a  ...

Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. T ...

i hate having sex with him only a few drinks i ...

Moving to Utah.  Got sick of alcohol and have  ...

I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.

let's be honest with each other here, tha ...

Do you need to be saved?

Don't be scared. It'll feel very goo ...

whoever gets the blood i just donated is getti ...

 I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set

$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a ch ...

I didn't shave. On purpose

Porn is love you can see.

Sponge bath it is.

Sponge bath it is.
Section Teaser

Terrible brother advice.

Beat you to it.

Beat you to it.
Section Teaser

Thats what she said

Thats what she said
Section Teaser

somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alch ...

No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.

Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he di ...

Goddamnit I hate your level headedness

is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?

Well apparently he's into motor boating.

No its what 21 year olds are made for

god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at ...

dude you need to get laid

Recession joke.

Recession joke.
Section Teaser

ah, i can't wait till there's negati ...

3 deer just ran past us on the street. At leas ...

If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in ...

Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt kno ...

I wish I could tape me & him having sex. N ...

is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad t ...

She's valid.

She's valid.
Section Teaser

the cashier wished me a happy fathers day whil ...

normal stoners make pot brownies.  gay stoners ...

life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silen ...

He looks like a mix between a retired piano te ...

I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep  ...

and you said cock pushups were impossible

i think you have the wrong number... but your  ...

i just caught my roommate coming out of the ba ...

I am drinking with my family and the average d ...

I walked into my house this morning to find an ...

Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.

Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?

Tonight must have been good, I have already ha ...

BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.

she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year o ...

I believe that I finger-banged my way to the t ...

that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome

i told her that she could bring as many friend ...

you never know when you'll meet the man o ...

handjob tips. give me some.

seek help.

seek help.
Section Teaser

2 AM

2 AM
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3. i just fucking love them

50 years ago

50 years ago
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about to get ready for this game

About to go to the hospital.

About what

About what
Section Teaser

According to you,

According to you,
Section Teaser

Adventure is part of life

afraid to fall

afraid to fall
Section Teaser

After this game

After this game
Section Teaser

a joke...

a joke...
Section Teaser

All I ever wanted

All I ever wanted
Section Teaser

All i know is i'm lost without you.

All I need is a reason.

all i want is to talk to you

ALL KINDS

ALL KINDS
Section Teaser

All my life...

All my life...
Section Teaser

all that for nothing.

all that for nothing.
Section Teaser

All you have to do

All you have to do
Section Teaser

all you wanted was that feeling

a lot

a lot
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a lot

a lot
Section Teaser

always have been

always have been
Section Teaser

Always my fault..

Always my fault..
Section Teaser

Always my fault..

Always my fault..
Section Teaser

AM SO CONFUSED

AM SO CONFUSED
Section Teaser

Am so tired of being tired

am too high

am too high
Section Teaser

Am up all night

Am up all night
Section Teaser

AND A LAP DANCE

AND A LAP DANCE
Section Teaser

And all I want is what I can't buy

And at lunch

And at lunch
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And drinking

And drinking
Section Teaser

and finally

and finally
Section Teaser

And for me,

And for me,
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and got

and got
Section Teaser

and if you think i do

and if you think i do
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And I know I can be the one

And I'm just not like them

And in person

And in person
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and I said no

and I said no
Section Teaser

And I still don't know why

And I think I just broke my hand

And just like that I'm in class

And no one to fight with me

And now I'm really mad.

And that's the only thing that matters to me.

And this is why

And this is why
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and thought about it,

and thought about it,
Section Teaser

And waking up alone

And waking up alone
Section Teaser

And watch a movie

And watch a movie
Section Teaser

Answer the question

Answer the question
Section Teaser

Anything worth having is worth waiting for.

Are you actually for real

As in

As in
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as it was.

as it was.
Section Teaser

Asking for a friend

Asking for a friend
Section Teaser

At least I can sit at the back of the bus

At least we have an explanation.

at some point I should stop

awkward that i can see this

Baby you need to let me take them off

back at it

back at it
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Back to hell.

Back to hell.
Section Teaser

Bad Day.

Bad Day.
Section Teaser

bc I can.

bc I can.
Section Teaser

Beat it

Beat it
Section Teaser

because she

because she
Section Teaser

Because we can

Because we can
Section Teaser

because you don't

because you don't
Section Teaser

been through a lot of shit

Beer is good.

Beer is good.
Section Teaser

Be famous.

Be famous.
Section Teaser

BE HAPPY

BE HAPPY
Section Teaser

Be happy with yourself first.

being honest with someone is so much better

being lazy

being lazy
Section Teaser

Best birthday present of the day

Best FriEND

Best FriEND
Section Teaser

Best way to start my day

Be the best you can be

Be with someone who makes you happy.

big deal

big deal
Section Teaser

Bored in the car

Bored in the car
Section Teaser

Bored of this

Bored of this
Section Teaser

Born on a full moon

Born on a full moon
Section Teaser

Born to die

Born to die
Section Teaser

Bout to give up

Bout to give up
Section Teaser

Bout to take a nap

Bout to take a nap
Section Teaser

Boy I love it when you get up in it

Broke my heart.

Broke my heart.
Section Teaser

but at the same time

but at the same time
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but how

but how
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BUT I

BUT I
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but I can't.

but I can't.
Section Teaser

But i can't.

But i can't.
Section Teaser

But if it is I don't know what to do

but I love him at the same time.

But I love this song

But I love this song
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but i love unicorns

but i love unicorns
Section Teaser

BUT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

But in order to survive

But I really want to talk to her

But I think I want it on my wrist.

But not good enough.

But not good enough.
Section Teaser

But that's all I wanted

But then again I do

But then again I do
Section Teaser

But There's No Milk

But There's No Milk
Section Teaser

but what do i wear

but what do i wear
Section Teaser

call me .

call me .
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