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San Jose, California
Member Since: 2004

I am Mike. I am chubby. I love women and free food. I am a stand up poet. I like to make you laugh and think. Welcome to my head.

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333 Logo/"I Enjoy Words"

I enjoy words.

333

333
Mike McGee's Official Logo

lovemaker

lovemaker
Are you the lap of luxury, or do you just have a luxurious lap?

Hobosexual

Hobosexual
The ultimate definition in bohemian sexuality!

Running Make Me Sad

Running Make Me Sad
Do you hate exertion? Is the thought of physical activity abhorrent to you? Does depression set in the faster you move?

If you said yes to any of these questions, then this shirt is for you.

Pocket Full of Awesome

Pocket Full of Awesome
For when you don't know how to express your feelings to someone you dig. Let me do it for you.

Women & Free Food

Women & Free Food
I have a few primary loves and goals in life; women and food are the top two.

I'm Too Awesome To Be Here

I'm Too Awesome To Be Here
You know what it's like to be the best. Always surrounded by people who are obviously not exuding greatness.

Tons of Fun University

Tons of Fun University
A spoken word trio based in Vancouver, B.C.

I Like Mike

I Like Mike
Do you like Mike? I do.

Streetlight Poetry

Streetlight Poetry
Text says: "I sat under a streetlight and realized that there is darkness to protect us from things we should not see. The night is ugly so the day can be beautiful."

Report card comment...

Report card comment...
It says: "Your child is a daydreamer and we need to fix this."

I got this all the time in grade school. I guess they don't like thinkers in school.

My science is tight.

My science is tight.
Science = What you like to do well.

How's yours?

Spoken Word Saved My Life