Microtard's Capitalist Regime

I make stuff, thingies, doodads and whatnot! Each item will make an awesome gift for you, your friends, and even your acquaintances.

If you were to buy all items, however- you might end up having to change your address to 100 Rad Dude Lane, Sensationalville, NY x0x0x0.

Juss sayin!!

I'll be adding more products soon and even REMOVING current ones so check out Microtard often!