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Thank You For Not Farting Thank You For Not Farting. You know this offends you more than a cigarette. It's only a matter of time before this is banned on airplanes and in elevators. |
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Merry Christmas* Merry Christmas* * In the event that you do not celebrate Christmas, please substitute the closest holiday of your choosing, or if you prefer, just fuck off and realize I was trying to be nice, you o |
S.H.I.T. Sure Happy It's Thursday! (or Sure Happy It's Tuesday) Ah, yeah... what a relief that it isn't Friday today... I sure am happy about this. But at least it isn't Monday... |
Intelligent design... If intelligent design is real why are there so many stupid people? Is it just me, or are there more stupid people now than ever before? And why is it that they seem to be the ones breeding so fast? |














