Choking Yankees: There's some things money can't buy. The world series is one of them. This shirt is not. I don't even fold my laundry. 2-7 off suit? Oh yeah. I'm all in. I'd do me. In fact, I have more times than I care to admit. I'm easy... to get along with. I HATE this printer! It's always running out of ink at the worst possible times.

 
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Member Since: 2006

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Ok, these t-shirts aren't quite R rated, but they certainly not nice. Moderately offensive, highly funny. Be sure to check it out.

Eat me.

Eat me.
Eat me.
Simple, to the point... I don't have to explain this one, do I?

People

People
Yeah, we know. People suck... Tell the world what you think of 'em with this shirt.

Thank You For Not Farting

Thank You For Not Farting
Thank You For Not Farting. You know this offends you more than a cigarette. It's only a matter of time before this is banned on airplanes and in elevators.

Merry Christmas*

Merry Christmas*
Merry Christmas*
* In the event that you do not celebrate Christmas, please substitute the closest holiday of your choosing, or if you prefer, just fuck off and realize I was trying to be nice, you o

S.H.I.T.

S.H.I.T.
Sure Happy It's Thursday! (or Sure Happy It's Tuesday)
Ah, yeah... what a relief that it isn't Friday today... I sure am happy about this. But at least it isn't Monday...

Intelligent design...

Intelligent design...
If intelligent design is real
why are there so many stupid people?
Is it just me, or are there more stupid people now than ever before? And why is it that they seem to be the ones breeding so fast?



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