Choking Yankees: There's some things money can't buy. The world series is one of them. This shirt is not. I don't even fold my laundry. 2-7 off suit? Oh yeah. I'm all in. I'd do me. In fact, I have more times than I care to admit. I'm easy... to get along with. I HATE this printer! It's always running out of ink at the worst possible times.

 
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MG Apparel
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A variety of funny shirts, all in the PG-PG13 range. None of the t-shirts in here should be too offensive here.

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude
Schadenfreude is finding happiness in another's misfortune. You know this is you. Go ahead and buy it and wear it proudly.

Choking Yankees

Choking Yankees
Alex Rodriguez- $27.7 million
Jason Giambi-$23.4 million
Derek Jeter-$21.6 million
Watching the yankees choke again? PRICELESS!!!

There's some things money can't buy. The world series is one of

Blue Shirt Of Death

Blue Shirt Of Death
You've seen the Blue Screen of Death on your computer. Now this beautiful design is available on your shirt! The Blue Shirt of Death! No computer user's wardrobe is complete without it!

Isms

Isms
Is the glass half full, half empty, desecrated, evolving, melting? It all depends on your point of view. Show some of your views with this original from MG Apparel!

Field Sobriety Test

Field Sobriety Test
Alcohol and studying goes hand in hand. And this shirt takes it one step further - and honestly, one step too far. I can't believe I'm selling this. It's just wrong.

Warning:

Warning:
This shirt is for external use only. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. If condition persists, consult your physician. Apply only to affected area. Avoid contact with skin. If rash, irritation, redn

Talk QWERTY to me

Talk QWERTY to me
If you've ever sent a text message to somebody else in the same room as you, if you've ever referred to that indispensable tool at your side as a crackberry because of its addictive nature, or even if

Beer sensor shirt

Beer sensor shirt
This high tech shirt will, by its color, indicate your beer requirements. This shirt is most effective when purchased by people who could always use another beer.

Sex requirements sensor shirt

Sex requirements sensor shirt
This high tech shirt will, by its color, indicate your sexual requirements. This shirt is most effective when purchased by people who could always use some more sex.

Pees can last forever

Pees can last forever
Pees can last forever.
Celebrities are constantly misquoted. John Lennon was talking to somebody about how long it took to urinate, and somebody misheard him, and all of a sudden, he becomes this bi

Smoking - Lungs in Training

Smoking - Lungs in Training
You call it smoking. I call it resistance training for my lungs.

We've all seen the commercials, right? If you want stronger muscles, the way to get them is through exercise, and the best exercise

You have the right to remain silent

You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to remain silent. (Please exercise this right)
A polite way to tell somebody to STFU. Good luck enforcing it though...



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