Schadenfreude Schadenfreude is finding happiness in another's misfortune. You know this is you. Go ahead and buy it and wear it proudly. |
Choking Yankees Alex Rodriguez- $27.7 million Jason Giambi-$23.4 million Derek Jeter-$21.6 million Watching the yankees choke again? PRICELESS!!! There's some things money can't buy. The world series is one of |
Blue Shirt Of Death You've seen the Blue Screen of Death on your computer. Now this beautiful design is available on your shirt! The Blue Shirt of Death! No computer user's wardrobe is complete without it! |
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Isms Is the glass half full, half empty, desecrated, evolving, melting? It all depends on your point of view. Show some of your views with this original from MG Apparel! |
Field Sobriety Test Alcohol and studying goes hand in hand. And this shirt takes it one step further - and honestly, one step too far. I can't believe I'm selling this. It's just wrong. |
Warning: This shirt is for external use only. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. If condition persists, consult your physician. Apply only to affected area. Avoid contact with skin. If rash, irritation, redn |
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Talk QWERTY to me If you've ever sent a text message to somebody else in the same room as you, if you've ever referred to that indispensable tool at your side as a crackberry because of its addictive nature, or even if |
Beer sensor shirt This high tech shirt will, by its color, indicate your beer requirements. This shirt is most effective when purchased by people who could always use another beer. |
Sex requirements sensor shirt This high tech shirt will, by its color, indicate your sexual requirements. This shirt is most effective when purchased by people who could always use some more sex. |
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Pees can last forever Pees can last forever. Celebrities are constantly misquoted. John Lennon was talking to somebody about how long it took to urinate, and somebody misheard him, and all of a sudden, he becomes this bi |
Smoking - Lungs in Training You call it smoking. I call it resistance training for my lungs. We've all seen the commercials, right? If you want stronger muscles, the way to get them is through exercise, and the best exercise |
You have the right to remain silent You have the right to remain silent. (Please exercise this right) A polite way to tell somebody to STFU. Good luck enforcing it though... |




















