I'd do me... I'd do me. In fact, I have more times than I care to admit. You know, sometimes if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself... We've all been there. Why not just admit it. I masturba |
Instant Wet T-Shirt Contest Instant Wet T-Shirt Contest! (just add water) Yes, this t-shirt is a do-it-yourself wet t-shirt contest. All you need is common tap water to complete the kit. Well, that, and something under the shi |
I'm easy (to get along with) I'm easy (to get along with. Crap. I'm running low on ink again.) I HATE this printer! It's always running out of ink at the worst possible times. |
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Objects in pants... Objects in pants are larger than they appear What you can see here is just the tip of the iceberg. Ok, maybe iceberg is a bad analogy... Cold=bad. You get the picture though... |
Silicone Gel: Do not eat Silicone Gel: Do not eat. You can put them in your mouth if you'd like, but, under no circumstances should you attempt to bite down and consume. |
Teach a man to pimp... Give a man a pimp, and he fucks for a day. Teach a man to pimp and he fucks for a lifetime. It's funny because it's true. |
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Stop staring... Stop staring at my tits. Don't you just hate it when blind people stare at your tits? It's creepy, and just plain rude. |
If you can read this... In braille, "If you can read this, you're totally gonna score." If you're reading it, you've already got a triple, and the third base coach is signaling you to go! |
CENSORED Censored. Just like you see on those girls gone wild commercials at 2am on USA Network. This simple black bar will keep your upper body safe for the rest of PG world. |
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