Metaphor Secrets: Humor, sarcasm, and attitude expressed with T-shirts, bumper stickers, buttons, coffee mugs, and beer steins. Topics include politics, social security, gun control, gays, stem cell research, and marijuana.
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Metaphors, metonyms, synecdoches, even ironies. Sometimes more!

Here is your source for political buttons, T-shirts, bumper stickers, tote bags, and some other really cool stuff.

Join us as we gnaw our way into the belly of the body politic, spawning our demon seed in fresh new ways.

Our interests include the 2008 presidential candidates, social security, grass, gays, stem cells, and of course, W. The list grows daily.


George W. Bush

George W. Bush
"Brownie, you're doin' a heck of a job." – Dubya

Smoky Back Room

Smoky Back Room
Works in process—very flakey! Things we haven't figured out how to catalog yet.

Stem Cells

Stem Cells
Support American scientists. Lets wage war against Alzheimer's, mulitple sclerosis and spinal cord injuries.

Barack Obama

Barack Obama
Possibly one of our great future presidents.

Condoleezza

Condoleezza
Five Secretaries of State have gone on to the Presidency!

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton
Go for it Hillary!

Barbara Boxer

Barbara Boxer
Barbara products are, by far, our best selling items.

Gay and Lesbian

Gay and Lesbian
LGBT or maybe just not quite straight. We have something for everyone: leather, butch dyke, bear, circuit boy, transgender, whatever. Welcome.

Grass

Grass
Legalize marijuana. Help get a few hundred thousand kids out of prison.

GOP 2008 Candidates

GOP 2008 Candidates
Here is where to find shirts and thingys promoting the likely 2008 GOP presidential candidates.

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney
Who stole Jane Swift's sandwich?

Joe Biden

Joe Biden
A six term senator running for the 2008 presidency.

John McCain

John McCain
Senator McCain has been among our most respected legislators since 1987.

Howard Dean

Howard Dean
The Mouth that Roared—you can roar too!

Energy Solutions

Energy Solutions
Gasoline a little pricey? Share your thoughts with our bumper stickers, t-shirts and buttons.

T-Shirt Humor

T-Shirt Humor
Our collection of T-shirt aphorisms that don't fit nicely anyplace but here. A great place to shop for something a little offbeat.

John Kerry

John Kerry
Try again John. We need you!





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