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» Ironical Man
   » King of Pop, RIP
» Happy, Rich Men!
   » Governor's R&R
      » Govs in Argentina!
» Highline Crossing
» Umbrellas Or Else
   » Umbrellas or Else Alt3
   » Umbrellas or Else ALT02
      » Umbrellas or Else Alt4
» Geekesque
   » your facebook...my... #2
   » your facebook, my...
   » yet one more w00t!
   » another w00t!
   » w00t!
» Christmas, Shmistmas
   » Merry-ish
   » Christmas, Shmistmas
   » Happy Christmas, A-H
» Excuses, Excuses
   » Dad ate homework
» The GOOD GUYS in 2008
   » PROUD DEM PARENT
   » DEM
   » OBAMA
   » Obama-Rama!
» SOUPLAND!
   » Soup Spoon
» Little Nixon
» Primitive Attempts
   » Lousy Moose Drawing
   » Cave Moose
» Mamas Day
   » Cougar's Den
      » HER
      » him
   » Mama ain't happy
   » Who Chee Mama?
» President Shmesident
   » Palin 2012?
» Nonsense Phrases
   » Whelmed
   » Whaaaaa...??!
   » mino bi sim dillyfork
» The Big Question
   » The question?
   » WHO?
   » WHAT?
   » WHEN?
   » WHERE?
   » WHY?
» Proverbs from Purgatory
   » Beer for Breakfast
   » Thank Thor It's Thursday!
   » Sunglasses
   » Always the Sycophant
   » We Should Fear
   » Get Something Done
   » Red Morning
   » Greet the World
   » Foresight
   » Deli Sandwich
» Lucky U
» PSYCHO SQUID
» COLLEGES WORTH HAVING GONE TO
   » The Mighty Moose
   » SQUIDHEAD U.
   » MOOSEWATER COLLEGE
» Lungboy Industries
» Take the Squidheads Bowling!
» Left Hand Industries

MetaphorHead (formerly, House o' Proverbs) : Proverbs from Purgatory

Beer for Breakfast

Thank Thor It's Thursday!

Always the Sycophant

Sunglasses

Sunglasses
The sunglasses are the sneeze-guards of the soul.

Get Something Done

Get Something Done
"Given enough time and a place to stand, a man could get some stuff done, man."

We Should Fear

We Should Fear
We should fear that which does not fear us, or which does not fear that which we fear.

Red Morning

Red Morning
Red in the morning, hangover forming; red still at noon, wish death to come soon.

Greet the World

Greet the World
Greet the world with a frown, unless you want a bunch of idiots to assume that you're happy to see them.

Foresight

Foresight
Foresigh provides enough chairs for the asses.

Deli Sandwich




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