The Merlot Email

Ah the fun of having a few glasses of wine, and then oh no... you open your email and WHAMMM -- you are guilty of "The Merlot Email"! Professing Love, Hate, or generally just going on and on! Once it was just the drunk calls you had to worry about, now in today's day and age it is "The Merlot Email"! Please drink carefully and DO NOT TYPE!