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Seth and Melissa Melton
From: State of Denial. Or Insanity. Red? No? Damn.

We hail from the land of whacked out old military dudes who have grown disenchanted with the TV version of paranormal psychology and have a penchant for finding Cheez in a can on noodle salad utterly delightful. You know. Same old same old.

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A Twisted Alphabet (For Kids. Maybe.)
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A Twisted Alphabet (For Kids. Maybe.)
by Melissa and Seth Melton
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Product Number: 030-256553543
Genre: Humorous Comics
Paperback: 28 pages

Description: A twisted take on learning the alphabet from people who are high...on life! (Illustrations included for ridiculous reference purposes only. Any semblance of reality is purely coincidental. And stuff.)

Synopsis:

Once upon a time there was something as timeless and classic as the alphabet. Then these two got a hold of it. And now look what happened. This book comes direct to you, now with 36 percent more rhyming and 58 percent less sanity! (WaRnInG: Contains poop jokes. Also, we wrote it. Don't say we didn't warn you.) Did we mention you can color it?! It'll be the most crazy fun you've had coloring something since the last time you had crazy fun coloring something! WOOT! Buy our book or we threaten to just draw more! Actually, we'll just draw more anyway, but you should still buy it because that last part where we tried to reason with you made no logical sense.

Product Details:

· Paperback: 28 pages
· Binding: Saddle
· Published: April 2008
· Product Number: 030-256553543

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