ZOMG it's the Meltonium.com store!!!!exclamationpoint!!

One time I took a big mixing bowl and filled it with school paste and Cheetos. I mixed and mixed until nearly stiff, then molded the contents into a lawn gnome. Only, I secretly installed a laser inside, so it was really a killing machine. Now you know why Abraham Lincoln died.

Oh yeah, and we have a store.

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Pinback Buttons! Once upon a time a little boy named Billy had a backpack. It was drab and boring without any decorations whatsoever. That made little Billy sad, so he took to cannibalism.	Crazy Bleepin' Stuff It's like that one time a ghost threatened to rip your legs off if you put popup blocker on your browser after clicking a banner ad foretelling your death. You know, like that.	Monsters PLZ. Vampires, zombies, and ghosts...and that's just our office on a Thursday afternoon.
3 Squares To Be Funny If you don't have anything nice to say, let three squares say it for you.	It Came From Downstairs #1 (Paperback) $6.09	A Twisted Alphabet (For Kids. Maybe.) (Paperback) $5.78
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