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Meet the General, a five star pig, who's just arrived on the election battlefield to represent the shape of the post-GIPper Republican Party. He's brandishing a killer new acronym and he's loaded full boar with side splitting campaign slogan ammo! Shake those dusty tusks off and get your G.I.P. on, America!

Each hilarious anti Republican campaign slogan is available on shirts, hats, buttons, bumper stickers and other gifts that trumpet the Republican party's accomplishments. Slogans are loosely inspired by real events and the Obama and Clinton slogans that inspired some of John McCain's many, many, many tried and failed slogans.

Note: G.I.P. acronym and the 5 Star G.I.P. Pig symbol are (C) and TM Melhi and may not be reused without permission.


G.I.P. - Hope

G.I.P. - Hope
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G.I.P. - Rainforests

G.I.P. - Rainforests
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G.I.P. - Believe In...

G.I.P. - Believe In...
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G.I.P. - Made In China

G.I.P. - Made In China
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G.I.P. - Middle Class

G.I.P. - Middle Class
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G.I.P. - Global Warming

G.I.P. - Global Warming
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G.I.P. - Education

G.I.P. - Education
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G.I.P. - Bill of Rights

G.I.P. - Bill of Rights
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G.I.P. -We Didn't Do It.

G.I.P. -We Didn't Do It.
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G.I.P. - Bombs Away

G.I.P. - Bombs Away
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G.I.P. - Homeland Security

G.I.P. - Homeland Security
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G.I.P. - Border Patrol

G.I.P. - Border Patrol
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G.I.P. - Poverty

G.I.P. - Poverty
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G.I.P. -  Preserve the Republic

G.I.P. - Preserve the Republic
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G.I.P. - Diplomacy

G.I.P. - Diplomacy
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G.I.P. - Naughty List

G.I.P. - Naughty List
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G.I.P. Knows Best

G.I.P. Knows Best
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G.I.P. - Church and State

G.I.P. - Church and State
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G.I.P. - Campaign Promises

G.I.P. - Campaign Promises
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G.I.P. - Morality

G.I.P. - Morality
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G.I.P. - Patriotism

G.I.P. - Patriotism
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G.I.P. - The Economy

G.I.P. - The Economy
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G.I.P. - Hate Crimes

G.I.P. - Hate Crimes
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G.I.P. - Democracy

G.I.P. - Democracy
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G.I.P. - Despair, Poverty, War

G.I.P. - Despair, Poverty, War
Vote Republican - Despair, Poverty, War! Featuring our famous G.I.P. Pig - the new, more accurate symbol for today's Republican party. (Shirts, buttons, gifts, more!)

G.I.P. - Small Government

G.I.P. - Small Government
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G.I.P. - Trade Balance

G.I.P. - Trade Balance
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G.I.P. - Secret Prisons

G.I.P. - Secret Prisons
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G.I.P. - Ignorance Is Bliss

G.I.P. - Ignorance Is Bliss
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G.I.P. - Support the Troops

G.I.P. - Support the Troops
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G.I.P. - Minimum Wage

G.I.P. - Minimum Wage
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G.I.P. - Change

G.I.P. - Change
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G.I.P. - Healthcare

G.I.P. - Healthcare
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G.I.P. - Defense

G.I.P. - Defense
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G.I.P. - Positive Spin

G.I.P. - Positive Spin
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G.I.P. - Constitution

G.I.P. - Constitution
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G.I.P. - Domestic Surveillance

G.I.P. - Domestic Surveillance
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G.I.P. - Low Standards

G.I.P. - Low Standards
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G.I.P. - Unemployment

G.I.P. - Unemployment
Vote Republican - Together we can raise unemployment! Featuring our famous G.I.P. Pig - the new, more accurate symbol for today's Republican party. (Funny shirts, gifts, more!)

G.I.P. - Tax Cuts

G.I.P. - Tax Cuts
Vote Republican - Together we can stamp out taxes for the wealthy! Featuring our famous G.I.P. Pig - the new, more accurate symbol for today's Republican party. (Shirts, gifts, more!)

G.I.P. - Women's Lib

G.I.P. - Women's Lib
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G.I.P. - Pork Barrel Pig

G.I.P. - Pork Barrel Pig
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