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Life Rocks

Life Rocks
Life Rocks (your experience may vary)- Funny and true! Buy today on shirts, stickers, hats and more! Makes a great gift!

Life Blows

Life Blows
Life Blows (your experience may vary)- Funny and true! Click on design to buy on shirts, stickers, hats and more! Great gift item!

I Brake (Voices)

I Brake (Voices)
I Brake When The Voices Tell Me To - Hilarious joke on bumper stickers and on the backs of shirts!

B.I.T.C.H. - Ultra Series

B.I.T.C.H. - Ultra Series
B.I.T.C.H. - Ultra Series. Hilarious shirts and gifts warning others about the dangers of interacting with the Ultra B.I.T.C.H.

When Life Kicks You

When Life Kicks You
If life hands you lemons, thank life and invite it to share some fresh lemonade, but When Life Kicks You In The Teeth, Bite Its Toes Off! Funny shirts, stickers, gifts and more!

Older Than Dirt!

Older Than Dirt!
"In my day, dirt was just a theory!"

Juvenile Delinquent

Juvenile Delinquent
Proud Parent of the Juvenile Delinquent your Honor Student buys the answers from! Tees, gifts, etc.

I Have An Honor Student...

I Have An Honor Student...
"I have an Honor Student stuffed in my trunk!" bumper stickers in a variety of common school color combinations.

Mom Jokes...

Mom Jokes...
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Pickin' On Pluto

Pickin' On Pluto
Looking for the dwarf-tossing-est, asteroid kicking-est, far flung funniest Pluto gear in the solar system? Don't get your orbit in a tilt, we've got you covered!


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