"Miscellaneous Quotes"

Miscellaneous quotes from from some of my favorite movies, television shows, books and songs.

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Christmas Story

Christmas Story
Who can forget the scene in "A Christmas Story" where poor Flick gets his tongue stuck to the frozen flagpole after being triple-dog dared?

Jaws - A Bigger Boat

Jaws - A Bigger Boat
Fans of "Jaws" will remember Sheriff Brody's reaction upon first laying eyes on the infamous Great White shark that had been terrorizing Amity Harbor.

Christmas Story (2)

Christmas Story (2)
Who can forget the scene in "A Christmas Story" where when Ralphie finally tells Santa what he wants for Christmas (an air rifle), only to be told, "You'll put your eye out, kid"?

Illudium PU-36

Illudium PU-36
One of my two favorite quotes by Marvin the Martian: "Oh, goody -- my Illudium PU-36 explosive space modulator!"

Dexter - Dark Passenger

Dexter - Dark Passenger
On Showtime's 'Dexter' the title character carries within him a 'dark passenger.' If you have your own dark passenger or are just a fan of the show, let the world know!

Where's the Kaboom?

Where's the Kaboom?
Another of my favorite quotes from Marvin the Martian: "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"

Face of My Father

Face of My Father
Fans of Stephen King's Dark Tower series will remember Gunslinger Roland Deschain of Gilead and his admonition to never forget the face of one's father.

Mambo Dogface

Mambo Dogface
Remember that classic Steve Martin routine where he talks about teaching his kid all the wrong words so that when he shows up for school he asks the teacher, "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"

Wargames

Wargames
It doesn't take a super computer to realize that that with some games, including Global Thermonuclear War, the only winning move is not to play in the first place.

Wargames (2)

Wargames (2)
It doesn't take a super computer to realize that that with some games, including Global Thermonuclear War, the only winning move is not to play in the first place.

They Live!

They Live!
In John Carpenter's "They Live", professional wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper uttered the classic line, "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

No Anchovies, Please!

No Anchovies, Please!
Yes, it's a reference to an obscure song by the J. Geils Band. No, I'm not making this up. Just remember -- if you don't want to be turned into a bowling ball, be sure to say, "No anchovies, please!"

Dragonslayer

Dragonslayer
If there's one thing I learned from watching "Dragonslayer" years ago, it's that you can't make a shameful peace with dragons. You've got to kill them!

Soylent Green

Soylent Green
Remember the 1970s? Bell bottoms, disco, and the terrible discovery about the new government foodstuff that was supposed to eliminate hunger. Soylent Green -- it's made of people!


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