"Miscellaneous Quotes"

Miscellaneous quotes from from some of my favorite movies, television shows, books and songs.

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Christmas Story

Christmas Story
Who can forget the scene in "A Christmas Story" where poor Flick gets his tongue stuck to the frozen flagpole after being triple-dog dared?

Christmas Story (2)

Christmas Story (2)
Who can forget the scene in "A Christmas Story" where when Ralphie finally tells Santa what he wants for Christmas (an air rifle), only to be told, "You'll put your eye out, kid"?

Dexter - Dark Passenger

Dexter - Dark Passenger
On Showtime's 'Dexter' the title character carries within him a 'dark passenger.' If you have your own dark passenger or are just a fan of the show, let the world know!

Mambo Dogface

Mambo Dogface
Remember that classic Steve Martin routine where he talks about teaching his kid all the wrong words so that when he shows up for school he asks the teacher, "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"

No Anchovies, Please!

No Anchovies, Please!
Yes, it's a reference to an obscure song by the J. Geils Band. No, I'm not making this up. Just remember -- if you don't want to be turned into a bowling ball, be sure to say, "No anchovies, please!"

Dragonslayer

Dragonslayer
If there's one thing I learned from watching "Dragonslayer" years ago, it's that you can't make a shameful peace with dragons. You've got to kill them!

Soylent Green

Soylent Green
Remember the 1970s? Bell bottoms, disco, and the terrible discovery about the new government foodstuff that was supposed to eliminate hunger. Soylent Green -- it's made of people!


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