"Seinfeldisms"

For a show that was supposedly about nothing, Seinfeld certainly did produce a mother lode of memorable quotes over the years. Join Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and George for a trip down memory lane...

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Yadda, Yadda, Yadda

Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
If there's a single quote that best sums of a show about nothing, it has to be "Yadda, yadda, yadda." So simple, yet so true and so funny. Thanks, Seinfeld!

Master of My Domain

Master of My Domain
"Master of My Domain" was a classic Seinfeld euphemism for... well, if you've seen the episode, you know what it's referring to.

Happy Festivus!

Happy Festivus!
Ah, Festivus. A Festivus for the rest of us. The aluminum pole, the airing of grievances, the feats of strength... Whether or not you're a Seinfeld fan, who doesn't want to have a Happy Festivus?

Hello, Newman

Hello, Newman
Jerry Seinfeld and Newman the mail carrier -- one of the greatest rivalries in history. Can any expression in the English language conjure up as much contempt as the simple phrase, "Hello, Newman"?

Not That There's Anything Wrong with That...

Not That There's Anything Wrong with That...
What do you do when you want to discuss something that probably doesn't need to be discussed in the first place? Well, if you're on Seinfeld, you just add, "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

It's Not a Lie...

It's Not a Lie...
Another memorable quote from Seinfeld -- as George said to Jerry, "It's not a lie if you believe it."

Right Back At You, Slick!

Right Back At You, Slick!
One of my favorite on-liners from Seinfeld was Jerry's response to George's declaration of love for him: "Right back at you, slick."

I Regifted

I Regifted
Regifting -- a classic Seinfeld coinage. We all do it, and have all had it done to us, but there was never a name for it before. Have you regifted lately?

Serenity Now!

Serenity Now!
One of my favorite gags from Seinfeld -- Frank Costanza (George's father) shouting "SERENITY NOW!" at the top of his lungs because the man on the relaxation tape wasn't specific...

The Jerk Store Called

The Jerk Store Called
Poor George! He came up with the perfect comeback, but too late to use it. And when he finally did get a chance to use it, it backfired! "The jerk store called. They're running out of you!"

I'm a Mimbo!

I'm a Mimbo!
What do you call a male bimbo? Well, if you live in the Seinfeld universe, you call him a mimbo! If you're a mimbo and proud of it, now you can tell the world!

It's Not a Purse!

It's Not a Purse!
Poor Jerry Seinfeld! Everybody but he knows that's he's been tricked into carrying a purse, but he trusted Elaine who told him it's not a purse - it's European!


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