Tapeworm Now!

Tired of watching the precious few moments of your life slip through your fingers as the still-unreleased Tapeworm project continues to taunt us like a mirage on a desert highway, always on the horizon but never getting any closer? Wouldn't you like to be able to do something about it? Well, you can't, but with these totally rad (and totally unauthorized) new Tapeworm products, you can pretend! Thanks to the new "Tapeworm NOW" campaign, you can stick it to "the man" by displaying these fine products at Nine Inch Nails concerts, glitzy Hollywood backstage parties, seedy strip clubs, or anywhere else Trent Reznor is likely to spot them! Of course, just like before, these items are all priced as low as is allowed, so the only ones making a profit are those slimy corporate pigs at CafePress.

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