Avast! Here be the treasure of The Modern Day Pirates. We put the website's name on everything! Even us pirates like high quality cotton t-shirts. They are the perfect stylish outerwear for raping and pillaging and will compliment any one of your favorite eye patches. But nothing makes us pirates more mad than our t-shirts shrinking in the wash (well maybe scurvy). That is why our t-shirts are preshrunk. Yarr and what scaliwag doesn't want a cute teddy bear?
