Data Base of Useless Information A computer screen showing, "Data Base of Useful Information, 5K. Data Base of Useless Information, 500,000,000 GB.” |
Call 911 or Technical Support? Looking at someone whose head has been sucked into a computer another asks, "Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?" |
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Natural Stupidity vs. Artificial Intelligence "Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence." A computer operator puts his head through a monitor. |
Planned Computer Obsolescence The definition in a Computer Dictionary of, "OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks." |
Really Contagious Computer Virus Someone looking at little computers sprouting all over office workers and their office saying, "It appears to be some sort of computer virus." |
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Grant Wood's Gothic Computer “Master Artist's Computer Graphics: Grant Wood's Gothic Computer." The farmer in Wood’s American Gothic holds a computer instead of a pitch fork. |
I Know You’re a Starving Writer, But ... A cleaning woman saying to a man using toilet paper in his printer, "I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?" |







