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Bring Me The Sail Maker A pirate captain yelling, “Bring me the sail maker!” after a smiley faced flag is raised on his ship. |
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Increased Airport Security "Increased Airport Security." A line of nude people get ready to board a plane. |
200 Light Year Commutes An alien in flying saucer saying to another, "We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me." |
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I Think I can Therefore I Am A train going up the Alps thinking, "I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am... " |
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Scooters, Potholes & the Speed Limit A scooter drives on a rutted road with a sign, "Speed Limit 10 MPH. Enforced by Potholes." |
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Bikes & Ladders Two carpenters on a motorcycle with their ladder over their necks. One asks, "When’s the truck going to be fixed?" |
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Sticklers of the Law An officer giving a ticket to a pilot in a plane on a highway says, "I don't care if you were making an emergency landing. You were skidding at more than 55 MPH AND you failed |
Where’s Global Warming? A cold woman waiting at a bus stop saying, "Where is global warming when you really want it?" |
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