McHumor.com : Science & Nature Cartoons

These are just a few of my science & nature related cartoons. To see more go to mchumor.com's science & nature 'toons. If you see something there that you’d like printed on CafePress merchandise, email me at mchumor@pioneer.net, and I'll post a page for you ASAP. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs while you're in my store. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

What luck! A scientist on a desert island with a black board full of equations seeing a blank board floating on shore cries, "What luck!"	Pay Electron Microscope A scientist at a "Pay Electron Microscope, 25¢" looking in her purse and saying, "Damn. Out of quarters again."	Life As We Know It A goat looking through a telescope saying to a pig, a sheep and a cow, "I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."
Speed of Lite Scientist saying to another, "The speed of light it is 186,000 miles per second while the speed of Lite is only 100,000 miles per second."	Statistics in the Eye of the Manipulator Someone in a Math Department office with a book, Improbability & Statistics, says to a man using a calculator, "Remember, statistics are in the eye of the manipulator."	Decelerated Math Class Einstein in front of a bunch of slackers in a class room who aren’t paying any attention. "In the Decelerated Math Class Einstein Learns that Time is Relative."
Entropy Institute Bankruptcy A man with a clipboard standing in an office where desks, chairs, files, etc. are flying all over. “The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be."	Get Her Home Before She Evolves A caveman saying to his daughter's date, "Just get her home before she evolves."	Darwin Misses Witnessing Unnatural Selection “Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.” As Darwin looks out to sea, a bird with a gun shoots another bird.
X-Rays or W-Rays “Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.” A scientist looks at an X-Ray and on a black board behind him he’s crossed out U-Rays, V-Rays, W-Rays.	Bifurcation & Self Respect An amoeba thinking, “If I bifurcate tonight, will I respect myself in the morning?"	Anaerobic Exercise “Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.” Bacteria in a Petri dish exercise in leotards.
Hydroponic Livestock "Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock." A scientist looks at tiny cows, chickens and pigs in test tubes.	De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses “The evolution and de-evolution of man.” A man crawling, he stands and walks, he walks into a tree, he walks into an optometrist’s office having a sale on contact lenses, he walks out, h	Skiing in a Nuclear Winter A skier looking at snow flakes coming down that look like atoms saying, "Must be the coming of the nuclear winter."
A Modern Archimedes Moves the World A humongous bulldozer in space is pushing the Earth.	Free Radicals "Free Radicals." Atoms carry picket signs that say, "Ban Protons," "Defy the Laws of Gravity," "Save the Whales," and "Vote Early & Vote Often."	Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle A woman saying to a highway patrolman, “You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?”
Jeans Vs. Genes A young girl in science class confusing jeans and genes as her biology teacher talks.	Intant Tan After an Oil Spill A swimmer says, “One good thing about an oil spill is that it gives you an instant tan without worrying about the harmful effects of exposure to the sun.”