Slightly Defective Bible A store having a “Sale on Slightly Defective Bibles.” A clerk explains,"They’re missing a few commandments." |
Spiritual Advisors for Lab Rats A lab rat lying in a tiny hospital bed with a rat guru and a pastor at his side saying to another lab rat, “They’re not testing any drugs on me. Instead they’re providing spiritual advisers.” |
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Supply in Heaven Was out of Harps A tired angel in heaven lugging a tuba says, "Supply was out of harps." |
Record Played Backward Says be Nice Punk kid holding a gramophone record saying to another, “Egads. When played backwards these say things like, 'listen to your higher power’ and, 'Respect your parents.'” |
Blame Church or State? Man and woman swept up in a flood and tornado asking, "Should we blame this on the church or the state?" |





