The Goldilocks Flower Emporium : “The Goldilocks Flower Emporium” has Valentine Bouquets labeled "Too Much Commitment," "Too Little Commitment," and "Just Right." |
I Really Do Have a Headache A woman in bed with an arrow through her head saying to a man, "Honestly, dear, I really do have a headache tonight.” |
Dressing w/ Your Eyes Eve saying to Adam in the Garden of Eden, "Adam, are you dressing me with your eyes again?" |
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Beware of Geeks Bearing Gifts A dorky looking fellow with a present stands at a door. A kid says to his mom, "Beware of geeks bearing gifts." |
Princess Likes Frog Legs A prince with peg leg saying to a princess, "The first princess to kiss me liked frogs' legs." |
Divorce & Live Happily Ever After "A Modern Day Fairy Tale." A mom reading a bed time story says: "... and they got a divorce and lived happily ever after." |
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Dentures on Lay Away A woman saying to another woman, “I’m looking for a man who has his own teeth. Dentures are OK. He just has to own them. They can’t be on lay away at a dentist’s office.” |






