Cutting Back on Thumb Sucking Baby smoking saying to another, "I'm trying to cut back on thumb sucking." |
Toothpaste Tube Potential A baby making a mess in a bathroom. "A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby." |
Looking for your Inner Grown-Up A teacher asking a first grader wearing a three-piece, "Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?" |
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All the King’s Women & Mares Kid saying to her mother reading to her, "I bet if they'd called on the king's women and all the king's mares, they could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again." |
Body Language With No Body? A dad looking at a kid in really really baggy clothes saying to a mom, “You can read Tom’s body language? I can’t even find his body?” |
Guru Mother “How to know if a guru has been possessed by your mother's spirit." Someone climbs a mountain and asks a guru, "What is the meaning of life?" The guru says, "Go look it up in a dictionary." |





