Cinderella’s Motorcycle A maiden rides a motorcycle that turns into a tricycle at the stroke of midnight. "Cinderella’s Motorcycle.” |
Congratulations! It's a 6 lb Biker A doctor delivering a baby wearing a motorcycle helmet says, "Congratulations, its a six pound biker." |
Which Is Our Grandkid? In a maternity ward in the middle of a dozen cribs one baby has a humongous nose. A couple both with equally humongous noses ask a nurse, "The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?” |
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Breaking The Sound Barrier Soon? A woman on a plane sitting next to a screaming kid asking a stewardess, “When will we be breaking the sound barrier?” |
When Will the Baby be Downloaded A kid saying to pregnant woman, "Mom, when will you be finished downloading the new baby?" |
Cutting Back on Thumb Sucking Baby smoking saying to another, "I'm trying to cut back on thumb sucking." |
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Taking Baby To Work As a woman straps a baby to a motorcycle patrolman’s back she says, "But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.” |
She's One in Cat Years Cat looking at a little girl saying, “She's seven years old. That's one in cat years.” |
Toothpaste Tube Potential A baby making a mess in a bathroom. "A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby." |
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Looking for your Inner Grown-Up A teacher asking a first grader wearing a three-piece, "Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?" |
All the King’s Women & Mares Kid saying to her mother reading to her, "I bet if they'd called on the king's women and all the king's mares, they could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again." |
Body Language With No Body? A dad looking at a kid in really really baggy clothes saying to a mom, “You can read Tom’s body language? I can’t even find his body.” |
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Technical Support & Child Labor Laws “Child labor law violations in the white collar work place.” A baby in a crib and on the phone says, “I’m sorry. This is technical support. Personnel is extension 555.” |
Guru Mother “How to know if a guru has been possessed by your mother's spirit." Someone climbs a mountain and asks a guru, "What is the meaning of life?" The guru says, "Go look it up in a dictionary." |
Access to the computer, not the kids A man in divorce court saying, "Access to the kids? No. I want access to the computer equipment." |
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A Future in Nano-Technolgy A small boy smashes toys with a toy hammer. "Timmy has a great future in nano-technology." |
Read Me My Rights A boy holding a card while playing a board game with a cop says, “Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. But I wasn't read my rights." |
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