McHumor.com : Food Cartoons

These are just a few of my food related cartoons. To see more go to mchumor.com's food 'toons. If you see something there that you’d like printed on CafePress merchandise, email me at mchumor@pioneer.net, and I'll post a page for you ASAP. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs while you're in my store. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

Animals Didn’t Suffer A butcher saying to a woman, "I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami."	Modern Foraging Techniques "Modern Foraging Techniques." In the woods an Indian stands in front of a refrigerator trying to figure out what to snack on.	One Million Servings Someone in a supermarket holding a can with a label, "Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can."
Convenience & Inconvenience Food "Convenience & Inconvenience Foods." A woman with a candy bar holds the door for a man who's just bought a 100 pound bag of oatmeal.	Eat the Delivery Man Lion saying to another, "Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man?"	The Princess & The Peas "The real story behind the Princess and the Pea.” A queen saying to a little girl eating, "Eat all your peas or else you’ll have to put them under your mattress.”
Curing Beef Jerky Of a piece of meat in a hospital bed a doctor looking at a chart says, "Ah, beef jerky being cured."	Eating for 2,000 A doctor saying to a huge bug, "Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000."	Alcoholics Anonymous' St. Bernard Someone lost in the snow who is found by a St. Bernard with a can of diet cola instead of a cask of brandy says, "Just my luck to be found by a member of Alcoholics Anonymous."
Cereal for the Deaf “Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence.” Hands sign “Snap Crackle & Pop” in a bowl of cereal.”	Grand Escargot “Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.” A french waiter serving a humongous snail on a platter.	The 1st 30 Years of Dairy Goating As a new hand is butted by a goat an old hand says "Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest."