Under a Different Accounting Convention A man in a business meeting with has two charts, one with a line going downward and one going up. He says, “But under a different accounting convention ...” |
Patient who recommended defunct stocks to doc A doctor with a vast hypodermic needle says to a terrified patient: "Say, aren't you the fellow who recommended I invest in all those now defunct techno stocks?" |
Attila The Bum "Attila The Bum." Attila the Hun panhandling with a sign that says: "Made Bad Investments with my plunder.” |
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Superman & The IRS Superman fumbling with forms saying, "Just because I can leap tall buildings in a single bound doesn't mean I can understand the tax code.” |
Radioactive Thermostat Next to an office thermostat is a sign, "Warning, Radioactive." People are bundled up and the temperature is 48°. A manager says, "Notice how few people fiddle with the heating controls since putting |
In the Eye of the Manipulator An accountant holding a book, Improbability & Statistics, saying to another, "Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator." |
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"Extreme Accounting" "Extreme Accounting." Accountants work on computers and files while skateboarding, leaping through hoops on fire, etc. |
Everything Must Go! At McWit Appliance Store there’s a sign, "Sale. Everything Must Go." Refrigerators, stoves, vacuums and a cash register are being thrown out the window. |
Pirates, No Legs, No Service A pirate with two peg legs looking at a pub sign that says, "No shoes, No service." |
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Business Perks A man shouting at another being led out of an office by a police officer, "May I have your frequent flier points and corporate parking space, sir?" |
Deli Diversification A store sign says, "Glatt's Kosher Deli, Auto Repair, Financial Consulting & Lite Puff Pastries. Hey, the only way to survive in today’s economy is to diversify." |
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