McHumor.com > Beauty & Fashion Cartoons

These are just a few of my beauty & fashion related cartoons. To see more go to mchumor.com's beauty & fashion 'toons. If you see something there that you’d like printed on CafePress merchandise, email me at mchumor@pioneer.net, and I'll post a page for you ASAP. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs while you're in my store. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

Embarrassing Static Cling Someone saying to a woman with a bra stuck on the back of her jacket, "Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."	Models Are Only a Few Molecules Big "It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules." Molecules walk down a fashion show runway.	Your Underwear's Not Showing Boys walking down a hall with baggy pants with their boxer shorts showing say to one, "Loosen your belt a notch, John. Your underwear's not showing."
No Smoking Hair One woman's hair drier smokes away in a beauty salon while another one doesn't. It has a no smoking sign on it.	Express Barber Chair An almost bald man sitting in an "Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less."	Wrinkly Dog Oil A wrinkly shar-pei dog at a cosmetics counter saying to a clerk, “Some Anti-Wrinkle Cream, please.”
Casual Fridays "Our casual Fridays may have gone too far." Everyone in an office is either wearing bathrobes or are nude.	Beauty Manipulator A stylist saying to a woman, "Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator."	Fiber for Hair A woman with hair that sticks straight out saying to a stylist, “I think my diet is TOO high in fiber.”
Hare Transplant A man in a barber chair with a rabbit on his head. "Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed’s not sure he likes the results."	Herbal Shampoo Side Effect A doctor saying to a patient with a palm tree growing out of her head, "It appears to be a side effect of the herbal shampoo you're using."	Unpresentable Hair A woman with frazzled hair saying, "My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable."
Shampoo For Hair Beyond Description A shelf with “Shampoo for Normal Hair, Oily Hair, Dry Hair, Hair that is Beyond Description.”	Really Dull Hair A woman with frazzled hair saying to a stylist, "I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull."	Battery Acid Shampoo A stylist saying to a man with wild hair, “Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.”
Electric Hair Someone with wild hair sits in a salon where the hair drier sockets are "20 Volts for Wavy Hair," 50 Volts for Frizzy Hair," "100 Volts for Curly Hair," and "500 Volts for Hair beyond description."	Soap Ruins Your Diet A woman looking in a mirror saying, "My strawberry cleansing cream, sesame oil skin moisturizer and goat's milk soap have ruined my diet."	Try Extra Strength Conditioner A hair stylist saying to a man with an arrow through his head: "Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help."