Whittler's Mother "Whittler's Mother." An angry woman in long black dress sweeps up sawdust and wood shavings. |
Whistler’s Mother’s Video Tape Whistler video taping his mother. “If Whistler and his mother were alive today.” |
Whistler’s Computer Master Artist's Computer Graphics, “Whistler's Computer.” Whistler paints a computer sitting in his mother's chair. |
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Priming Whistler’s Mother "Whistler priming his mother before painting her.” A man rolling gray paint on a woman. |
Painting Whistler’s Mother W/ Latex As a man paints house paint directly on a woman she says, "Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother." |
The Venus de Milo w/ a Hook "The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.” A hook is attached to a statue that had no arms carved on it. |
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The Masters’ Early Works A refrigerator in a museum with kids’ drawing on it. “The Masters’ Early Works.” |
Jackson Pollock's House Painters "Jackson Pollock's House Painters." Painters throw splotches of paint on walls. |
Show Off Your Astigmatism Someone looking at a very odd painting says to the artist, "It shows off your astigmatism very nicely." |
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Ceramic Amusements A woman rolling on the ground laughing hysterically by a pottery wheel. "Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement." |
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Mammoth Meat vs. Art Cavewoman to caveman re: painting on wall, "Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?" |











