McHumor.com : Animal Cartoons

These are just a few of my animal related cartoons. To see more go to mchumor.com's animal 'toons. If you see something there that you’d like printed on CafePress merchandise, email me at mchumor@pioneer.net, and I'll post a page for you ASAP. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs while you're in my store. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

Peanut Butter & Jelly Fish Blobby Peanut Butter Fish & Jelly Fish floating in the ocean.	Whale Watching ... TV A whale in an easy chair watching TV	Not a Great Horned Owl “A Good, But Not a Great Horned Owl.” An owl plays a french horn.
Playful Otters “Otters are Playful Creatures.” Otters play chess and have all sorts of other toys.	Don't Bite Your Nails “Another Reason to Not Bite Your Nails.” An eagle bringing a salmon to her chicks drops it right before she reaches the nest.	Saving for Winter “Saving for Winter." A chipmunk is putting acorns into an ATM embedded in a tree.
Shark Fitness “Darwin said it is Survival of the Fittest.” A huge shark using a stationary bicycle while small fish swim by.	Pickpocketing Whales Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.	Deer & Bike Crossing “Deer & Bike Crossing.” A deer bikes down a road.
Wide Load An elk biking with a “Wide Load” sign on his back.	Speeding Slugs “The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.” A slug in a sports car races in the woods.	Surfing Slugs “Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.”
Lemming Suicide Hotline A Lemming answering a phone at a call center saying, “Lemming Suicide Hotline.”	Protest Low Flow Toilets Outside of a plumber’s office a cat and dog protest against Low Flow Toilets.	Pirate Cat Scratcher A cat using a pirate's leg as a scratching post.
Fetching a Peg Leg A dog bringing a pirate his wooden peg leg.	Two Kinds of Fur "There are two kinds of fur: dark fur that sheds on light clothes, and light fur that sheds on dark clothes."A white cat & a black dog shed on a man in a black tux and a woman in a white evening gown.	Weather Indicators A weather forecaster looking at animals boarding an ark saying, "Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored."
Get a Job A little old lady on a park bench saying to a begging bird and squirrel, "Get a job."	Low Flow Toilets & Cats A woman looking at looking at a cat drinking out of her toilet saying, "I have a low flow toilet, but not by design.”	At The Old Cats’ Home At "The Old Cat's Home" one cat on the porch is saying to another, "The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on."
Beware of Dog A dog ready to throw a custard pie in front of a bakery with a "Beware of Dog" sign.	Retaining Air A really bloated fish saying to another, "I'm retaining air."	The Cheshire Fish “The Cheshire Fish.” A big grin is all that’s visible in a fish bowl.
Salmon Fishing “Salmon Fishing.” While a man fishes with a rod and reel a fish tries to tempt him with beer on a line.	Lemming Statistics “Doc, I fear I'm doomed to be another tragic lemming suicide statistic. I seem immune to standard coping mechanisms, am suffering from a long intense depression, and am questioning my self worth.”	Z is for Zebra et al. Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da in a zinnia-print ...
A Knight's Steed As a huge chess knight hops around in a dressage competition someone says, "Doesn't he seem really stiff?"	Jay's Hall of Fame 'toon Two deer in a bar clink beer and say, “Happy 40th, Jay!”