McHumor.com : Medical Cartoons

These are just a few of my medical related cartoons. To see more go to mchumor.com's medical 'toons. If you see something there that you’d like printed on CafePress merchandise, email me at mchumor@pioneer.net, and I'll post a page for you ASAP. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs while you're in my store. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

More Medical Tests A doctor saying to a patient with an arrow through his head, “Off hand, I'd say you're suffering from an arrow through your head, but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests.”	Wheel Chair & Deer Crossing A deer crosses the road in a wheel chair where there’s both a deer crossing and a handicap sign.	Take 2 Tons of Aspirin A doctor saying to Godzilla, “Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.”
Side Effects of Herbal Teas A doctor saying to a patient with a palm tree growing out of her head, "It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking."	Thank God for Periodontal Disease A fish whose teeth are caught on a fishing line saying, “Thank God for periodontal disease.”	Frankenstein in Physical Therapy Frankenstein’s monster at a physical therapy clinic saying, “I'd like to apply for your rehab program.”
The 5th Doctor A slovenly doctor who's smoking saying to a patient, "In those four out of five doctors' commercials, I'm the fifth doctor."	The 5th Dentist A dentist saying, "Four out of five dentists recommend sugarless gum for those patients who chew gum. I'm the 5th dentist. I need the business."	Acupuncture for Bugs An insect pinned in an entomologist’s collection saying, “This is the last time I go to an acupuncturist for my back problems.”
Feeding a Cold A woman with two humongous germs--one with a feast in front of it, the other a glass of water--sitting at her kitchen table says, “I'm feeding a cold and starving a fever.”	Accessible Litter Box A cat in a wheelchair going to a "Handicapped Accessible Litter Box."	Glasses for Dreaming A patient with bent glasses explains to an eye doctor, "I wore my glasses to bed so I could see what I was dreaming."
The Docs Just Install the Heart A mechanic saying to man in hospital bed rigged up to a machine, "The docs just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance on the battery."	Herbal Eye Drop Side Effects A doctor says to a patient with a plant growing out of an eye: "It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using."	How Dracula Got AIDS A nurse asking Dracula, "And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?"
Cornea Transplant Rejection Eyes rolling off man in bed. His wife says, “Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.”	The 1st 30 Years as a Paramedic An old paramedic saying to a young frazzled one, "Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest."	Frankenstein’s Metric Bolts A paramedic saying to Frankenstein's monster, "Drat. Your bolts are metric, but my tools aren't."
Ambulance Accident A car plowing into the back of an ambulance. A paramedic on the radio says, "Chief, call you back. Something's come up."	Comp Crashing is a Side Effect A doctor handing a patient some pills saying, “The developers of this drug can’t explain it, but its only side effect is that it causes your hard drive to crash.”	Web Eyes A doctor saying to a patient with eyes shaped like a computer screens, “ ... and I’d suggest you spend less time surfing the web.”
CLEAR! A mechanic using jumper cables on an ambulance yelling,"CLEAR!"	The Uncommon Cold A paramedic saying to a fellow sneezing and completely rearranging his face, "Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold."	2 Tissue Boxes a Day Someone saying to another who’s sniffling, “Glad to see your flu is down to two boxes of tissues a day.”
Obsolete Ambulance An ambulance driver reading the definition of OBSOLETE in his dictionary, "Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks."	Goldilocks’ Emergency Equipment Sirens at the Goldilocks Emergency Equipment Store are labeled, "Too loud," "Too Soft," and "Just Right."	Artichoke Heart Transplants Surgeons implanting a vegetable in someone. “From the Department of New Age Medicine: The First Artichoke Heart Transplant.”
A Heavy Pollen Count "A heavy pollen count." A man is covered with two foot balls of pollen.	Conc Shells for the Deaf "A conc shell for the deaf." A beachcomber holds a shell with a hand coming out of it signing.	Renovate After Sneezing A patient sneezing and blowing a hole in an emergency room wall. A doctor says, "I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated."
Allergic to Flowers Even when Dead As an achoo coming from inside a coffin, a man says, "Edith was always allergic to flowers."	Magazines @ the Eye Doctor A woman in a doctor's office squints while reading a magazine and saying, "Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?”