Disorder in the Court! A judge shouting, "Disorder in the Court!" as mayhem breaks out in a court room. |
Swiss Army Court Reporter’s Machine “The Swiss Army Court Reporter’s Machine.” A man flicks open a knife that has a small court reporter's machine in it. |
Zen & the Art of Litigation “Zen & the Art of Litigation.” A lawyer, a judge, a witness and a court reporter sit in lotus positions meditating.” |
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Writing Naked “Writing Naked is how many court reporters describe writing in realtime with others watching.” A court reporter types in the nude. |
Toilet Paper Rolling Away in Prison A prisoner struggling to reach the toilet paper that has rolled outside the bars of his cell. |
Build It & They'll Sue A judge in front of a court house saying to a lawyer, "Build it, and they will sue." |
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License to Kill, Not Hunt Deer A game warden saying to James Bond who's shot a man and a deer, "I'm sorry, Mr. Bond, Mr. James Bond, but a license to kill does not include hunting deer out of season." |
Camel Sues Straw Farmer A lawyer with a camel in a wheelchair saying to a farmer, "My client is suing you for growing the straw that broke her back." |
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