McHumor.com : Sports Cartoons

These are just a few of my sports related cartoons. To see more go to mchumor.com's sports 'toons. If you see something there that you’d like printed on CafePress merchandise, email me at mchumor@pioneer.net, and I'll post a page for you ASAP. No matter what, I hope you get a few laughs while you're in my store. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

Playing Hockey W/ Contact Lenses A hockey player on his knees saying to charging oncoming opponents, "Hold it! I dropped a contact lens."	Extreme-Golf Golfer swinging at an eight-foot ball saying, “Those who say golf doesn't give one much aerobic exercise haven’t played extreme-golf.”	Poultry in Motion “Poultry in Motion” Chickens drive a boat and water ski in a Chicken X-ing zone on a lake.
Nose For Baseball A man with a two-foot long nose running to base while the baseman tries to catch a ball. "What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose."	Where the Deer & the Antelope Play Hockey "Where the Deer and the Antelope Play." Animals are playing hockey.	Don’t Laugh at Yoga for Horses A horse trainer saying of a horse sitting in a yoga position, "Don’t laugh. It's added three points to his scores."
Pirates in Baseball About a pirate who's thrown his peg leg to first base an umpire says, "Egads. I’ve forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself."	Ultra Safe Sex A woman saying to a man who’s come to bed in a wet suit, "This is carrying safe sex too far."	Lack Speed, Gain in Nose A runner with a REALLLLLLLY long nose races to the finish line, his nose practically touching it. "What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose."
Deer Crossing on Skis A deer crosses on cross country skies at a “Deer Crossing” road sign.	Poor Denture Adhesives A fish whose dentures are caught on a fishing line saying, “Thank God for poor denture adhesives.”	Rider’s Block "Rider's Block." A perplexed biker looking at his bike and saying, "Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing."
Contact Lenses as Fishing Lures A man catching fish says to a kid, "It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses."	Motorcycle Feng Shui A biker whose motorcycle has two flats and a smoking engine says, "The Feng Shui of the road must be off."	Custom Tandem A woman on a bike where the second seat is above, not behind the first one saying to her husband, “Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?”
Geriatric League An old baseball player shuffling toward a base with his walker. “The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.”	Biker’s Significant Other A biker hugging his motorcycle standing at a house entryway saying, "Mom, meet my significant other."	Biker’s Safe Sex A woman saying to a man wearing a motorcycle helmet to bed, "Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on."
Sell Video Rights to Cable Sports A kid objecting to his mother taking video pictures at his softball, "Sorry,Mom. I'm hoping to sell exclusive rights to the cable sports channel."	Saving Whales A man in a scuba suit sitting in his living room surrounded by whales saying, "Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales."	Scuba 50 Bar A scuba diver sitting in an underwater pub, “The 50-Bar.”
Baseball Drug Rehab Video Game A kid buying a game saying, “Dad, let’s get this baseball video game. You have to guess which players are going to be sent to drug rehab.”	Atlantis Water Planning A scuba diver swimming through a ruin. "Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning."