Playing Hockey W/ Contact Lenses A hockey player on his knees saying to charging oncoming opponents, "Hold it! I dropped a contact lens." |
Extreme-Golf Golfer swinging at an eight-foot ball saying, “Those who say golf doesn't give one much aerobic exercise haven’t played extreme-golf.” |
Poultry in Motion “Poultry in Motion” Chickens drive a boat and water ski in a Chicken X-ing zone on a lake. |
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Nose For Baseball A man with a two-foot long nose running to base while the baseman tries to catch a ball. "What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose." |
Where the Deer & the Antelope Play Hockey "Where the Deer and the Antelope Play." Animals are playing hockey. |
Don’t Laugh at Yoga for Horses A horse trainer saying of a horse sitting in a yoga position, "Don’t laugh. It's added three points to his scores." |
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Pirates in Baseball About a pirate who's thrown his peg leg to first base an umpire says, "Egads. I’ve forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself." |
Ultra Safe Sex A woman saying to a man who’s come to bed in a wet suit, "This is carrying safe sex too far." |
Lack Speed, Gain in Nose A runner with a REALLLLLLLY long nose races to the finish line, his nose practically touching it. "What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose." |
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Poor Denture Adhesives A fish whose dentures are caught on a fishing line saying, “Thank God for poor denture adhesives.” |
Rider’s Block "Rider's Block." A perplexed biker looking at his bike and saying, "Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing." |
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Contact Lenses as Fishing Lures A man catching fish says to a kid, "It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses." |
Motorcycle Feng Shui A biker whose motorcycle has two flats and a smoking engine says, "The Feng Shui of the road must be off." |
Custom Tandem A woman on a bike where the second seat is above, not behind the first one saying to her husband, “Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?” |
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Geriatric League An old baseball player shuffling toward a base with his walker. “The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.” |
Biker’s Significant Other A biker hugging his motorcycle standing at a house entryway saying, "Mom, meet my significant other." |
Biker’s Safe Sex A woman saying to a man wearing a motorcycle helmet to bed, "Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on." |
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Sell Video Rights to Cable Sports A kid objecting to his mother taking video pictures at his softball, "Sorry,Mom. I'm hoping to sell exclusive rights to the cable sports channel." |
Saving Whales A man in a scuba suit sitting in his living room surrounded by whales saying, "Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales." |
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Baseball Drug Rehab Video Game A kid buying a game saying, “Dad, let’s get this baseball video game. You have to guess which players are going to be sent to drug rehab.” |
Atlantis Water Planning A scuba diver swimming through a ruin. "Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning." |






















