Cream & Goat Poop on Strawberries Someone with a bucket says to a goat rancher, "I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries." The rancher says, "I always put cream and sugar on mine." |
Crop Circles Explained A cow saying to another, "Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy." |
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Cream & Cow Manure on Strawberries A man with a bucket says to a woman with a cow, "I'm collecting manure for my strawberries." The woman says, "I always put cream and sugar on mine." |
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The 1st 30 Years w/ Goats As a new hand is butted by a goat an old hand says "Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest." |
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Chicken Crossing A chicken in front of a “Chicken Crossing” sign pushing another into the road saying, “It’s your turn. I crossed the road yesterday.” |
Cream & Llama Poop on Strawberries Someone with a bucket says to a llama rancher, "I'm collecting llama poop for my strawberries." The rancher says, "I always put cream and sugar on mine." |
Crop Dusting & Rotation the Easy Way A farmer looking at a helicopter producing a tornado behind him saying to another, “In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.” |
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Meditating Goats Goats sit in a yoga position and chant "ohmmm." A rancher says, "Don't laugh. Meat and milk production's up 50%." |
Llama Allergic to Wool A llama watching another scratching saying,"The poor dear is allergic to wool." |
No Mad Cow Here As a cow eats at a family’s dinner table a rancher on the phone says, “I assure you our cows are not fed cattle feed tainted with Mad Cow Disease.” |
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Farm & Ranch News Tech Class ‘toon One of the king's men saying to Humpty Dumpty, “I bet we would have been able to put you together again if all the king’s schools hadn’t cut all the king’s career tech classes.” |












