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Welcome to my store featuring History Cartoons from my web site www.mchumor.com


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If nothing else, I hope you get a laugh or two while you're here. Mirthfully yours, T- McCracken, humble cartoonist

Slot Machine Cartoon 9300

Slot Machine Cartoon 9300
"Early Micronesian Casino." Next to five-foot-tall stone Yap coins is a twenty-foot-tall slot machine.

Phone Cartoon 9318

Phone Cartoon 9318
“Phone Henge.” A Druid takes a selfie in front of huge old phones positioned like the rocks at Stonehenge.

Magna Carta Cartoon 2639

Magna Carta Cartoon 2639
A court jester says to a king, "If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

Weapons Cartoon 1948

Weapons Cartoon 1948
When a caveman throws a rock another says, “You know, if we let him throw another he'll eventually want a rocket launcher.”

History Cartoon 9286

History Cartoon 9286
George Washington looking at a flag Betsy Ross has sewn with a smiley face instead of thirteen stars says, "Mrs. Ross, may I make a suggestion?"

Caffeine Cartoon 7926

Caffeine Cartoon 7926
Next to “Sleepy Hollow” is “Caffeine High Hollow” where a man runs around with a coffee buzz.

Easter Island Cartoon 9284

Easter Island Cartoon 9284
One of the statues on Easter Island sneezes, blowing over another statue that says, "Bless You."

Navy Cartoon 9228

Navy Cartoon 9228
Of a battle ship in a huge bottle a captain asks, "What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Tax Cartoon 2967

Tax Cartoon 2967
“Those Not Clear About the Concept.” An American Revolutionary soldier says, "Huh? We’re fighting about taxation without representation? We’re fighting FOR taxation? Are you kidding me”

War Cartoon 1046

War Cartoon 1046
"The domino theory of war replaced by the cube theory." A general looks at a globe that's a cube.

Statue of Liberty Saving Energy

Statue of Liberty Saving Energy
The Statue of Liberty's torch has an LED lightbulb in it.

Spud-Nik

Spud-Nik
"Spud-Nik." A humongous potato floats in space.

Turkey Is Really Thankful This Thanksgiving

Turkey Is Really Thankful This Thanksgiving
"Some at the Thanksgiving table were unusually thankful this year." A turkey with a knife and fork sits with a Native American and a Pilgrim who are about to carve up a huge ear of corn.

You Just Wouldn't Ask For Directions

You Just Wouldn't Ask For Directions
A woman on the Moon in a Conestoga wagon says to her husband, "I told you we took a wrong trail at the Oregon/Idaho border, but NO, you wouldn't stop and ask for directions."

Brutus Salad

Brutus Salad
Someone saying of a salad with a huge knife in it, "It's a Brutus Salad, sir.”

Why English Teachers Were Rarely Hung

Why English Teachers Were Rarely Hung
"Why English teachers were rarely hung in the old west." A woman being led to the gallows argues with the hangman: "You twit, THINGS are hung, PEOPLE are hanged."

O-60 MPH In 30 Years

O-60 MPH In 30 Years
A Model T- car with a bumper sticker, “O-60 MPH In 30 Years.”

Rome Wasn't Built In A Day?

Rome Wasn't Built In A Day?
A Roman contractor says to another, "What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?"

Destroying Rome in A Day

Destroying Rome in A Day
Godzilla eating the Colosseum says, "Rome may not have been built in a day, but I'll destroy it in one."

Elementary Genetics

Elementary Genetics
"Elementary Genetics” Pan falls in love with a mermaid. They dream of having cute little half man/ half horse and mermaid babies, but end up with a creature having a fish head and horse bottom.

Early Crank Car Phones

Early Crank Car Phones
An old fashioned phone is on an old fashioned bumper. The car’s crank also cranks the phone. “Early Crank Car Phones.”

Goliath Tests David for Steroids

Goliath Tests David for Steroids
A fallen Goliath saying, "David, I want you tested for steroids."

If Robin Hood Were Giving to the Poor Today

If Robin Hood Were Giving to the Poor Today
"If Robin Hood Were Giving to the Poor Today." Robin, holding a form says to a woman, "Sorry to take so long reviewing your grant application, Widow Cranz, but you were missing several documents: Form

Lose Three Hours on Wagon Train Trip

Lose Three Hours on Wagon Train Trip
A pioneer in a covered wagon says, "We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?"

The Great Picket Fence of China

The Great Picket Fence of China
"What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China."

Henry VIII's Prenup

Henry VIII's Prenup
Henry VIII looking over a document as one of his wives kneels by the chopping block saying, "No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement."

Columbus's Mom

Columbus's Mom
"Mama Columbus trying to give birth to the three day weekend." Mr. Columbus at her bed says, "What do you mean you're going into labor, dear? It's only Friday. Can't you wait 'til Monday?"

Free Prize Inside Egyptian Urn

Free Prize Inside Egyptian Urn
An archeologist looking at a clay pot in an Egyptian tomb reading the hieroglyphics and says, "I believe it roughly translates as 'Free Prize Inside.'"

Mind the Gap at the Grand Canyon

Mind the Gap at the Grand Canyon
"If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon." There's a sign that says "Mind the Gap," and a Buckingham Palace Guard.

Supply Was Out of Thunderbolts

Supply Was Out of Thunderbolts
Zeus/Jupiter asking Poseidon/Neptune who’s throwing discs from the Heavens, "Supply out of thunderbolts again?"

Pyramid Zoned to Be a Kosher Deli

Pyramid Zoned to Be a Kosher Deli
An inspector saying to an Egyptian building a pyramid, "I'm sorry, but this is zoned for a kosher deli."

Columbus's Lost Luggage

Columbus's Lost Luggage
An American Indian with a clipboard saying to Columbus, "Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India."

There Goes Civilization As We Know It

There Goes Civilization As We Know It
An Indian seeing the Mayflower off in the horizon saying to another, "There goes civilization as we know it."

Columbus as a Rebellious Teenager

Columbus as a Rebellious Teenager
"Christopher Columbus as a rebellious teenager." As people roll on the ground laughing hysterically a young man of old says, "I'm serious. I really believe the world is round."

Fountain of Youth Has Toxic Water

Fountain of Youth Has Toxic Water
"Why Ponce de Leon didn't find the Fountain of Youth." A fountain on a Florida beach has a sign, "Don't drink the water. It has unknown elements in it that may prove to be toxic."

Early American House is a Tee Pee

Early American House is a Tee Pee
A Native American real estate agent showing Christopher Columbus a tee pee that's for sale, "I assure you, if you're looking for an early American house, you won't find any more early than this."

Pilgrims Driving RVs

Pilgrims Driving RVs
A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Indian Reads Smoke Signals

Indian Reads Smoke Signals
A forest ranger on the phone in a fire tower with an Indian says, "While I'm reporting the fire, my partner is trying to read it."

Nero Fiddles at a Square Dance

Nero Fiddles at a Square Dance
At a Square Dance where Nero is the fiddler a dancer asks, "Do you smell something burning?"

Why Rome Fell

Why Rome Fell
"Why Rome Fell.” A woman in a toga says to a Roman, "Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?"

Museum Guard Cursed by Statue

Museum Guard Cursed by Statue
A museum guard says to a weird Egyptian statue, "I'm warning you, put a curse on me, and I'll sue the museum for disability payments."

Locksmith to the Pharaohs

Locksmith to the Pharaohs
Archaeologist looking at tablet on a pyramid says, "Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing."

Pharaoh's Collateral

Pharaoh's Collateral
A loan officer says to a pharaoh, "So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?"

King Tut's Storage Room

King Tut's Storage Room
An inspector in front of a pyramid says to a pharaoh, "I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license."

If You Lived Here You'd Be Home

If You Lived Here You'd Be Home
ith Christopher Columbus's boat in view a Native American puts up a sign that says, "If you lived here, you'd be home now." "Guacanagarí would later regret putting up that sign."

$24 In Trinkets Plus $24 Trillion in Taxes

$24 In Trinkets Plus $24 Trillion in Taxes
"If they had it to do it all over again" An American Indian says to a pilgrim: "We'll sell you Manhattan Island for $24 worth of trinkets. However, the sales tax will be $24 trillion."

First Craft Sale In America

First Craft Sale In America
An Indian saying to a Pilgrim, “May I pay for these beads with Manhattan Island?” “One of the First Craft Sales in the New World.”

Paul Revere Should Have Hid Silverware

Paul Revere Should Have Hid Silverware
Paul Revere's wife says to him, "If you knew the British were coming, why didn't you hide the damn silverware?"

Paul Revere: Three if By Air?

Paul Revere: Three if By Air?
Paul Revere on his horse shouting, “One if by land, two if by sea ... three if by air?”

Life Before Towing Ordinances

Life Before Towing Ordinances
"Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted." Model Ts and other old cars are heaped on one another in front of a parking meter.

War and Peace, 150% More Volume

War and Peace, 150% More Volume
A book cover says, "War and Peace, 150% More Volume than the Leading Best Seller."

Thanksgiving Black Fly

Thanksgiving Black Fly
“Unable to find a large enough turkey, the folks in Peat Bog Swamp had to settle for a medium size black fly for their first Thanksgiving dinner.”

The Piñata Trojan Horse

The Piñata Trojan Horse
“The Piñata Trojan Horse." "Taking over the city was easy once the Trojans were fat and tired from eating the junk food in the horse.”

Alexander Graham Bell's Call From Prison

Alexander Graham Bell's Call From Prison
"Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.”

Richard the III's Parking Bill

Richard the III's Parking Bill
As palace guards remove bones a parking attendant says, "You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?”

War and Peace is Bigger When Written on a Computer

War and Peace is Bigger When Written on a Computer
"War & Peace as it was written and as it would have been written if Tolstoy had invested in a good word processor." A large book is next to a humongous book.


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