Maynardland On-line Store #1

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Welcome to Maynardland On-line Store #1.

Also visit Maynardland On-line Store #2 at: www.cafepress.com/maynardio2

Here you can find items of joy. Unless you are a wolverine or an aardvark, or some poor soul who has no use for a bumper sticker or a bag. In any case, my twin brothers and I will try to fill this virtual shop with lovely goodies...unless of course no one buys anything. And if that happens, we may just run into the forest and dig up some tasty roots for supper...ha!

Anyhoo, we will try to add some more quality merchandise to the shop,
but in the meantime, just twiddle your thumbs and visit Maynardland.com...whoop-dee-doo!

Oh yes, and by the way, Maynardio is running for President (although some of us think he is just pretending). However, if he does get elected, we want to take turns flying Air Force One.