Marc's Underpant and T-shirt (and maybe mug) Store

Buy my shit.
No, seriously, you'll feel better if you do. All of it is guaranteed to make you stronger and better and more attractive to members of the opposite sex. I will write you a personal letter of apology if it doesn't.
Plus, all of the proceeds from my store go directly to feeding my rampant alcoholism. That should make you feel better about yourself on some level. Right?