George W. Bush "won" with the smallest margin of victory since 1916 -- the smallest margin EVER for a "war president". The final score was 51-49% -- a statistical dead heat. And yet he claims a mandate? Wear your independence proudly with our stylish swag, and tell Dubya and the world, "Mandate, My Ass"!

IMPEACHMENT Impeachment -- it's not just for blowjobs anymore	Better Off It really is that simple.	Pro-Life? GET ONE If you are against abortions, don't get one. But keep yer damn hands off other people's uteruses.
Worship Ba'al Why not give Conservative Christians a real reason to feel persecuted?	Mandate My Ass The last word in protestwear. Let 'em know that 51-49 is a lot closer than they think.	Who Created God? If humanity is so complex that it required God to created it... where did something as complex as God come from?
Atriots Proud Members of the Reality-Based Community	Frickin' Enlist If you're really convinced that George W. Bush's war in Iraq is A Good Thing... it's time to do your part and sign the hell up.	The World Is... There's a lot more to leading than just being in power.
The Dubya Stamp A person cannot be on a US postage stamp until ten years after their death. We're not trying to rush things along for Mr. Bush, but we can't wait that long to have some fun.	We Were Hosed Not much to add, really.	Milton Friedman Collects Social Security If it's good enough for a Nobel Prize winner....
Will Sell Armstrong Williams, Maggie Gallagher, Michael McManus... where will it end? Not with you, my friend, if you wear this walking ad for your talents.