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WORD UP, FOOLS! The Mad Vortex is now unleashing its images in the form of awesome new mugs, magnets, shirts, tote bags, office supplies, journals and badges!

SQUEAL! Be the coolest person on the block with your new awesome official Mad Vortex stuff!

The Good Ol' Days Photos from antique stores, sprung back to life whether you want them to or not.	1950s Housewives Mid-century mavens galore!	Hell's Kitchen Horrible foodstuffs, commemorated for you to share.
Manly Men Men doing man things.	Listenin' To Karen Carpenter If Karen only knew.	In Fashions, Out of Style Crap!
WTF Is This Stuff? Huh?	They Jeered At Me They jeered at him.	Teacher Teacher, I Declare Classroom stuff for the sicko teacher.